UGB Chapter 124 001: Testimonials
Chapter 124 001: Testimonials
Chapter 124 001: Testimonials
The Lord God received the task from the author, saying that it was going to be put on the shelves, and asked him to do an exclusive interview with Haiqing.
The Lord God asked Haiqing: "Why didn't the author find the system?"It is the author's business to put it on the shelf, why do I ask you for an exclusive interview. "
Hai Qing gave the system a blank look, "The system is so badass, I wanted to beat him to death when I saw him, because I was afraid that I would not be able to control my obsession, that idiot Lemon let you come. He couldn't collect it for [-], so he has the face to come." Do you want to do an exclusive interview? I hid in the toilet and cried a long time ago. It’s a piece of trash.”
The main god coughed to cover up, although he didn't want to do this interview, but who called him the main god.
Lord God: "Okay, let's get down to business, it will be released tomorrow, as the protagonist of the novel, do you have anything to say to everyone?" "
Hai Qing glanced at the Lord God contemptuously, "What do you say, put it on the shelves when the word count is reached, just like a mother-in-law who is about to give birth when her belly is big, maybe you can push the child back."
Lord God: "How about adding more updates? What are the conditions for the author to add more updates?" 》
Hai Qing was full of sarcasm, "Are you crazy or am I crazy? The author can't receive three hundred, and the order may be in single digits. What's more, is it menopause?"
Lord God: "What about the amount of updates? After it's on the shelves, it can't be updated like a new issue." "
Hai Qing's lips raised, "The stupid author said that he could update [-] times, but there are unforeseen circumstances. Maybe one day there will be [-] updates. It's up to him. It has nothing to do with me anyway. If you love me, I won't update."
Lord God: "What's the release time?" "
Hai Qing looked impatient, "The notice said it was twelve o'clock at noon today, who knows if there will be a delay, just wait."
I don't eat lemons: "Haiqing, why don't you talk to me well, do you still want Hailan to be better, do you still want heavenly talents and earthly treasures, if you keep a cold face, I will kill you. "
Lord God: "How did you feel after the author was published?" 》
Hai Qing looked excited, "To be honest, I'm really disturbed. If Lemon sees that the subscription is too bad, will he be a eunuch? I don't want to die yet. My goal is the stars, the sea, the plane The lord is still waiting for me to go to Linxing, if I die, I will have nothing, huh huh..."
I am wiping a 40-meter-long knife and walking towards Haiqing with the long knife.
Lord God: "Don't you ask for a wave of subscriptions? Don't you persuade those who read pirated novels to return to the right track? "
Hai Qing politely straightened his collar, cleared his voice, and said with a smile, "What subscription are you asking for? If you are full, you will naturally subscribe to the original version. It is useless to kneel down to watch the pirated version."
Lord God: "Where is the heroine of the novel?"Would you like to talk about your feelings? 》
Hai Qing's face instantly turned ugly. He pinched the Lord God to death with his palm when he was not paying attention. He muttered gloomily, "You don't want to live anymore, do you? Who doesn't know that I am a zombie and I don't even have physiological reactions? You actually asked me Who is the heroine. If you dare to sprinkle salt on my wound, don't think that I dare not kill you."
At this moment, I didn't eat lemons and came with a 40-meter-long knife, and finished Haiqing with one knife, gritted my teeth and cursed: "Prodigal player, how expensive is the Lord God, hundreds of billions of points, if you say pinch it, I will pinch it to death. I can't kill you."
(End of this chapter)