UGB Chapter 236
Chapter 236
Chapter 236
With that said, Tang Zhenjun was about to start "tears in his eyes" again.
Then what greeted him was the "father's love blow" from Tang Zhengde!
"Dad, why did you hit me!"
"You were the one who hit! After so many years, have you ever cared about Rong'er? You can make others change their minds just by howling twice in the past at this moment? What a dream!"
"Then what should I do! I... I don't know how to chase girls!"
"Sincerely! Do you know! True love! Do you understand! Also, bring fruits and nutritional supplements to see your ex-wife. Do you think that she is in poor health and needs to be replenished, or is recovering from a serious illness? Why don't you visit me? There will be such a stupid son as you!"
Tang Zhenjun: Dragons beget dragons, phoenixes beget phoenixes, the son of a mouse can make a hole, Dad, don’t I know about your relationship with my mother back then?
When we met for the first time, I gave someone a blood-stained officer's knife and said it belonged to a certain commander, which almost scared my mother away!
Of course, Tang Zhenjun only dared to say these words in his heart. If he really dared to say them out, Tang Zhengde would probably do something like "killing relatives for righteousness".
But... there is a problem!
How did my dad know what he bought?
Is it difficult?
"Dad! Are you the spy arranged by Ronger to be with me?"
"I'll beat you to death, don't you believe it? If I hadn't been telling you good things all these years, my daughter-in-law would have run away with someone else long ago. How can I wait for you to think about it now?"
"emmmm..."
"Okay, let me tell you the truth. Rong'er also said that for so many years, you haven't even called anyone. Now that you apologize, you just want people to come back with you. eat!"
"Then what should I do! It's not that you don't know me, how can you have any experience in chasing girls!"
Tang Zhenjun was very wronged. Although he was a dignified general staff member, his specialty was not in this area!
Uh... If you let him rob people, maybe the chance of success will be higher... What a fart!
Now is the rule of law society!
"Hey! You kid! If you don't understand, you can ask someone who understands! For example, that kid Chu Mu! Since she can make our Linger and A Jing get along so harmoniously, she must have his own secret technique. You can ask him. !"
Tang Zhengde said the most indecent words in a serious tone, and asked his father-in-law to ask his son-in-law, how can he get his mother-in-law back?
No one else can do this kind of saucy thing!
"Is this... really okay?"
However, Tang Zhenjun was a little moved! ! !
"Come here, come here with your ear, let me tell you, as long as you... so... so... definitely can do it!"
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In the evening, as usual, Chu Mu cooked dinner. Tang Zhenjun and Tang Zhengde walked into the restaurant with serious expressions, and there was nothing unusual about it.
Chu Mu gave Tang Ling'er a look: 呵呵~ What's going on?Why is the painting style so serious all of a sudden?
Tang Linger: How do I know, I dare not say, I dare not ask!
Wang Lijing:? ? ?What are you two talking about? Why can’t I understand?
Tang Zhengde and Tang Zhenjun: (⊙﹏⊙)(⊙﹏⊙)
Ever since, the dinner ended in such an unusually weird atmosphere.
Naturally, there is no need for Chu Mu to clean up the dishes on the dining table. There is a responsible nanny at home.
Suddenly, Tang Zhenjun walked up to Chu Mu with a serious face, and said, "You, come out with me, I have something to ask you."
Chu Mu:? ? ?
Then Chu Mu looked confused, and was dragged into the yard by Tang Zhenjun.
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"Ahem...Chu Mu, I have a very serious question to ask you now!"
"Ah, well! Uncle, tell me, tell me!"
"How did you make Ling'er and that little girl named Wang Lijing fall in love with you so much?"
Tang·Serious Face·Zhen·Serious Face·Jun asked Chu Mu.
"Uh... well, maybe it's because I'm more attractive!"
Chu Mu smiled "sorry" and Tang Zhenjun wanted to beat Chu Mu very much!
No, the human design cannot collapse!
"I know, I mean, besides that? Is there any other way to make a woman so devoted to you that she can smile away all her grudges!"
Tang·Serious Face·Zhen·Serious Face·Jun is online again!
Hearing this, Chu Mu already understood what was going on.
but!
Chu Mu can't laugh!
Chu Mu: We are professionally trained, and we generally don’t laugh unless we can’t help it!
But, it’s really, really painful!
Can't hold back!
Who is this talented!
Can figure out how to ask the father-in-law to ask the son-in-law how to get the mother-in-law back.
"Hahaha...hahaha! Uncle...haha...let me laugh for a while, really...really can't do it!"
"Made! Brat, take it back, believe it or not, I'll slap you!"
"Xinxinxin! You can smoke if you want, I really... haha... I really can't help it!"
"I just... endure it!"
In order to get Feng Rong back, Tang Zhenjun had no choice but to endure it!
After a long time, Chu Mu finally stopped laughing on the verge of Tang Zhenjun's explosion, but the corners of Chu Mu's mouth were still twitching, indicating that this guy hadn't slowed down yet.
"Uncle... ha..., that's it! If you want to chase a girl, you must first have a thick skin and unwavering perseverance!"
"What else? I mean routines! Those routines of your young people!"
"This, it's not that I won't tell you, it's because you really can't learn it! At that time, painting a tiger will not be a kind of anti-dog, it will only have the opposite effect!"
"Hmm~ It seems to be the reason! What's more! It's impossible to just disappear like this, right?"
"Of course there is! I have already mentioned the prerequisites, and the next step is the specific number of ways!
At your age, some traditional romances are easy to come by.
For example, can you sing? "
"The number one song god in the group back then!"
"Where's the guitar? Violin? Organ? Harmonica? What do you know?"
"Uh... Does Guzheng count?"
Chu Mu looked at Tang Zhenjun's tall and thick body, and then thought of such a man playing with the thin strings with carrot-thick fingers... The picture is too beautiful to imagine.
"It counts, but the guzheng doesn't matter, it doesn't work very well!"
"what is it now?"
"Yes! In addition to this, you can also place candles! You can make an S shape for a while, and a...cough heart shape for a while! Then you stand among the candles, holding a bunch of flowers in your hand, and singing about you back then. The hottest love song at that time! In this way, it will definitely move Auntie so much!"
"Is this really possible?"
"Of course, it's better than buying some fruits and nutritional products to see other people!"
Tang Zhenjun:! ! !
It seems that it's time to "kill the mouth"!
Seeing Tang Zhenjun's murderous eyes, Chu Mu quickly said, "Uncle! Don't worry! God knows this, you know me, and I will never let anyone else know about it!"
(End of this chapter)