UGB 42. Unlucky Wang Zhuzi
42. Unlucky Wang Zhuzi
"Five years ago...Fortunately, Chen Youcai and I have similar faces, so Song Yiyi admitted his mistake."
Seeing that the man in the straw hat was very grateful, he got into the car with a snakeskin bag.
Wang Zhuzi glanced absently, but he was silently thinking about other things.
After only getting along with Song Yiyi for more than two hours, he gradually became more natural, and from time to time he could tell a few earthy jokes to make her happy.
Song Yiyi has a pretty face, a good figure, and good clothes... More importantly, she has a family background that is either rich or noble.
These superior conditions made Wang Zhuzi deeply attracted and fell even more.
He has even thought about it, and he can't sleep in anymore in the future.
He has to deliver breakfast, lunch, and supper to Song Yiyi every day...and then find the right opportunity to take him down!
When the raw rice is cooked, even if Song Yiyi's family members disagree, there is nothing he can do.
"The eldest child's name must be to recognize the ancestor and return to the clan, and change his surname to Wang... As for the second child, Yiyi's family seems to have no brothers, only an eldest sister who married out."
"It's okay to let the second baby's surname be Song, to inherit his grandfather's family property..."
Wang Zhuzi began to fall into a wonderful reverie, and a smirk could not help but appear on the corner of his mouth again.
"Young man, what are you thinking, so happy?"
The man in the straw hat and dressed as an old farmer stood and looked around.
Facing the empty seats in the carriage, he chose a seat close to Wang Zhuzi and the two of them.
He put the bag by his feet, turned his head and asked Wang Zhuzi with a smile.
"It's nothing, are you a villager near here?"
Wang Zhuzi was a little displeased when his reverie was interrupted, and looked him up and down with a stern look.
"No, I'm from Wangjiagou. I'm here to do some small business, hehe."
The old straw hat farmer raised his foot and kicked the snakeskin bag lightly. Unexpectedly, there seemed to be a living thing in it, and it wriggled violently.
"Girl, do you want to see it? It's pure natural and wild. You are all from the city. You don't usually see it."
Under Wang Zhuzi's and Song Yiyi's slightly astonished gazes, the old straw hat farmer said to himself, then bent down and reached out to untie the rope at the mouth of the snakeskin bag.
"Don't open it, we don't want to see it!"
For some reason, Wang Zhuzi always felt that the snakeskin bag gave off a dangerous atmosphere.
The squirming outline just now made him flustered.
He finished speaking in an orderly tone, about to reveal his and Song Yiyi's identities.
Unfortunately, it was a step too late.
"Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi..."
The end of the rope that bound the mouth of the snakeskin bag was untied by the old straw hat farmer, and then he threw it away.
Immediately afterwards, he grabbed the bottom of the bag and shook it in the air.
With a clatter, several colorful poisonous snakes fell out of the bag and hit the bottom of the carriage with a plop!
The snake's letter was like silk, and it kept swallowing from the snake's kiss. Wang Zhuzi and Song Yiyi's eyes were wide open, and their minds went blank with fright.
Crunch!
The driver of the bus saw the scene clearly through the rearview mirror.
Immediately, his hands trembled with fright, and he almost drove the car into a ditch.
Without saying a word, he stepped on the brake and was about to get up in a panic.
Unexpectedly, the old farmer in the straw hat took the first step, rushed forward, opened the car door abruptly, and then jumped out of the car and ran off.
"It's a snake, it's a poisonous snake!! Ahhhh!"
A shrill cry sounded like killing a pig, but it was Wang Zhuzi who finally recovered from the extreme panic and yelled with a pale face.
Compared to him who was in a panic, Song Yiyi looked calmer despite her pale face.
A pair of Qianqian hands firmly grasped the armrest of the seat, and then she looked up at the car window.
Right now, there are those few poisonous snakes blocking the front of the car, and she wants to jump over them and escape from the car door... She hardly has the courage.
The best way is to smash the window and jump from the opening!
As for that weird straw hat old farmer, why did he leave the poisonous snake in the car... Song Yiyi's hair tightened, why should he think about it?
However, the idea is good, but the reality is cold.
Those poisonous snakes didn't understand the situation at first, and they were turning their small heads to look around.
As a result, Wang Zhuzi's ghostly cries and wolf howls sounded, which immediately startled them.
Then they turned their heads one after another, staring at them with their vertical yellow pupils.
"Don't move around, I, I will find someone to help!"
The bus master hesitated for a while, but in the end he didn't dare to risk his own life.
After shouting, he opened the car door and ran away...
"Come on!"
The stalwart figure of the bus master quickly moved away.
Wang Zhuzi was so angry that he cursed and greeted all eighteen generations of his ancestors in his heart.
Looking at the poisonous snakes that were about to move, his forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and his heart was beating wildly.
I never imagined that I would encounter such a terrible thing just after "returning home".
"Chichi, chichichi, chichichichi..."
Several flat snake heads raised high, making an aggressive hiss.
Wang Zhuzi lived in the countryside since he was a child, so he could tell at a glance that these are poisonous snakes, the very poisonous ones!
If it doesn't work, it will kill you if you get bitten!
Just when he was curled up in the seat, shaking like chaff all over.
Song Yiyi, whose face was as white as snow, gritted her teeth and got up, pulled off the safety hammer equipped with the car window, aimed at a corner of the window glass and hit it hard.
Whoa!
She was weak and tried several times before the hard window glass shattered.
Then she used her small fist to punch out a big hole.
"Jump off!"
Song Yiyi was already sitting by the window, so she didn't hesitate at this moment.
After shouting in his mouth, he ignored the edge of the sharp glass hole, slipped through it abruptly, and jumped out of the car.
"..."
Wang Zhuzi was stupid.
He glanced at the big hole in the car window, and then at the poisonous snakes that were ready to attack at any time.
He took a deep breath, then scrambled and scrambled, desperately trying to get into the car window...
As soon as his head got out of the car window, he was horrified to find that his shoulder was stuck by the car glass!
"Chi Chi, Chi Chi, Chi Chi Chi!"
The poisonous snakes in the carriage were also waiting and watching. After all, the two big guys in front of them didn't look easy to mess with.
But I didn't expect that everyone else ran away, and there was only one guy left, who turned his butt towards them and kept twisting and twisting...
Provocation, this is clearly Chi Guoguo's provocation!
Your uncle, poisonous snakes don't bite people, think we are hemp rope? ?
It is tolerable, which is unbearable, those poisonous snakes immediately became angry.
Without saying a word, they swam over with their heads held high, and opened their mouths wide at Wang Zhuzi's ass.
"what……!!!"
Wang Zhuzi, who was desperately trying to get out of the car window, was shocked, feeling that a certain important part of himself had been hit, and there were bursts of sharp pain like needle pricks.
In the midst of panic, he rolled his eyes white, and under Song Yiyi's nervous gaze, he tilted his head and passed out...
At the same time, on the outskirts of Nanling City, the Lanling Club.
"Brother Xiangtai, I'm really sorry to trouble you this time."
In the simple and elegantly decorated tea house, Feng Yiming sat opposite the tea table, raised his wine glass, and smiled at Zhang Xiangtai who was picking his teeth with a toothpick.
This private club is under the banner of a tea house in name, but behind the scenes, it is full of tricks and has various services.
For example, right now, there is a beautiful woman in cheongsam kneeling behind the two of them, pinching their waists and beating their backs for them, while smiling sweetly.
"Since Brother Feng is my brother-in-law's friend, everything is easy to talk about."
Zhang Xiangtai wiped his mouth with a grin, narrowed his eyes, and praised with a smile.
"To be honest, Brother Feng, I have never been to such a high-end place. Thank you, Brother Feng, for bringing me here today."
"Then have fun, and choose whatever you want."
Feng Yiming showed a smile that "men can understand", and laughed with Zhang Xiangtai.
"Brother Feng, just put 1 hearts in your heart. The land in Zhangjia Town is my territory. If you do some small things, it's easy to do."
"Well, of course I'm relieved of brother Xiangtai, but it needs to be done cleanly and neatly, so as not to leave anything for others to talk about."
When it came to business, Feng Yiming obviously restrained his smile a bit.
"When I get Song's Pharmaceutical, I will be a family with Mr. Cao from now on."
"It's okay, isn't it just to deal with two young people who just went to the countryside, Brother Feng, just wait and hear the good news."
Zhang Xiangtai shook his head disapprovingly, and said drunkenly: "You can't tell, I've been bitten to death right now, hahaha!"
"Brother Xiangtai, are you sure there isn't a decent hospital around there? What if they get the snake venom serum in time..."
Feng Yiming asked cautiously.
"There is a hospital that has a fart, just the land in Chenjia Village, a place where birds don't shit."
"Except for a small broken hospital, what else can there be?"
Zhang Xiangtai raised his hand and tugged at the collar of his shirt. After three rounds of wine and five flavors, he was already a little hot and hot.
After saying this, he put his arms around the beautiful woman in cheongsam beside him, and left with a smile on his own.
Only Feng Yiming was left sitting there, looking at the phone screen frequently.