Chapter 422: Elephant Legs Press On Neck
Chapter 422: Elephant Legs Press On Neck
Not to mention much, the contents of the small half of the bag Jiang Bingcheng opened just now are worth close to one billion high-grade spiritual stones.
If the other bags also contain treasures of this quality, it would not be blood money, but Lu Chuan doing charity.
The most important thing is that these things cannot be bought with spiritual stones.
Several of these things only grow in specific star fields.
Facing the excited Jiang Bingcheng, Lu Chuan nodded cheerfully: "Would you like one billion high-grade spiritual stones? Pack them up and take them away."
"Yes, yes, yes!" Jiang Bingcheng said three words in a row, showing his excitement.
"Just give the spirit stone to Ye Scorpion!" Lu Chuan waved his hand, signaling Jiang Bingcheng to get out of the house quickly.
"Okay, you're busy!" Jiang Bingcheng quickly put away his things, looked at the monks who had entered the country illegally with sympathy, and then left happily.
"Hahaha!" Lu Chuan was in a good mood after the toll station received his first income.
"Everyone, please sit down, please sit down, let's talk about reincarnation."
This horse smashed a table and a tea bowl, and was blackmailed with one billion high-grade spiritual stones. No one dared to sit down.
"Okay!" Lu Chuan didn't force himself, pointed to the railing not far away and said, "This is the entrance to the underworld."
After hearing this, everyone became excited and all their eyes focused on it.
It's just an open cave entrance. Although the yin energy is rich and it does have the smell of the legendary underworld, it is still far from everyone's imagination of reincarnation.
"Little... little brother, this doesn't look like it. Isn't it a little too shabby?" Someone bravely asked.
Someone took the lead in asking questions without fear of death, and everyone also raised their doubts.
"It is said that Samsara is a generation of amazingly talented emperors, created by the Lord Samsara.
Not to mention how grand this thing is, at least it has to look good.
This is just a hole. It’s hard to believe that this is the entrance to the underworld. "
"That's right, every magical birth has a vision, not to mention the reincarnation that attracts the attention of all generations. You have no vision of heaven and earth, it is really hard not to make people suspicious."
"Brother, you didn't dig a hole for yourself and are bluffing here, right?"
Everyone made a close guess based on what they said to each other.
Faced with everyone's doubts, Lu Chuan was still there.
"No one is forcing you. If you want to go in, go in. If you don't want to, just get out."
Seeing Lu Chuan's confident attitude, everyone began to doubt whether their previous guesses were correct.
Seeing that it was working, Lu Chuan struck while the iron was hot: "To be honest with you, this underworld just opened tonight, and I have never been there myself.
You are the first batch of people to come. Hey, maybe there is some great opportunity down there. Don’t you want to try your luck? "
Everyone looked a little moved when they heard this, but then they thought about it and felt that something was wrong. How could such a good thing happen in the world?
Lu Chuan also knew that these guys were all old foxes, and it was impossible to convince them with just a few words.
"I'm going to take a nap. If you want to go down, just knock on the door." Not bothering to waste any words, Lu Chuan said hello casually and wandered back to the room.
Without being particular at all, Lu Chuan casually made a bed on the floor in the room, lay down and fell asleep.
Because Da Tou followed Lu Chuan, he also developed the habit of sleeping at night. He was very sleepy before, but now he lies down to sleep.
But this girl is extremely dishonest when sleeping. Not only does her snoring sound sound like sounding the prevention and control alarm.
After falling asleep, he kept changing positions, and finally pressed his thick calf against Lu Chuan's neck.
This is what the little Jiuwei who doesn't sleep is looking at.
Lu Chuan didn't sleep well at all in the middle of the night. He had a dream about an elephant pressing on his neck. It was so fucked up.
…
"If I don't beat you to death today, I will take your father's last name!"
After dawn, Lu Chuan saw the thick "elephant legs" on his neck and roared heartbreakingly.
Datou, who had just woken up, wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth and looked at the furious Lu Chuan with a blank expression, not knowing what happened.
"Hahaha... How can you sleep with Big Tou's thick legs pressing on your neck?" Little Jiuwei laughed wildly and rolled on the ground holding his stomach.
"Bang bang bang!"
At this time, there was a knock on the door of the room, and Datou was lucky enough to avoid a meal of "fried meat with bamboo shoots."
"Little bastard!" Lu Chuan quickly stood up and twisted Big Tou's ears before opening the door.
"Brother!" The old man surnamed Xue from the group of monks in Caiyue Starfield was at the door.
After seeing Lu Chuan, the old man actually bowed respectfully, but his eyes looked strange.
Because they listened to the "air raid siren" for most of the night last night, it was so noisy!
What’s even more confusing is that a person who can even reach half-step to the Imperial realm still sleeps?
"Is something wrong?" This old man was the only half-step emperor among the monks, and Lu Chuan was still somewhat impressed.
The old man nodded: "After discussion, we decided to go down with a few people to see the situation."
"Hey!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes: "You are being cautious and waiting until daytime."
"It's better to be careful when you go out!" The old man smiled.
"One person has 100 million spiritual stones, how many of them are going to go down?" Lu Chuan was in a bad mood and his tone was a bit harsh after being pressed down by the big elephant's legs for half the night.
The old man had expected that Lu Chuan would charge a fee, but he never expected that the fee would be so damn expensive!
With this business, you can make more money than if you rob directly!
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" At this time, Da Tou obediently handed over the towel and toothbrush.
Looking at Big Head with a weak expression, Lu Chuan couldn't help but laugh.
"Okay, okay, why don't you just give me some pressure?" After rubbing Da Tou's head, Lu Chuan took the toothbrush towel and leaned against the door frame to brush his teeth.
Seeing Lu Chuan put the towel on his shoulders, foam rising from his mouth, the old man's eyelids twitched.
Just like this, he couldn't connect with the person who beat Wu Baichuan last night.
"Hey, no bargaining!" Seeing that the old man was about to speak, Lu Chuan preemptively said, "If you keep nagging me, I will beat the shit out of you, physically."
"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..." Big Head holding the basin on the side also started to howl fiercely along with Lu Chuan.
The meaning was obvious, signaling the old man to get out of here and not to disturb my dad’s personal hygiene.
The old man smiled awkwardly and could only go back to discuss it in despair.
"Ah...Guluuluulu!"
"Girls, why are you so irritable? How the hell are you going to get married in the future!"
Lu Chuan was teaching Da Tou a lesson, but when he saw Little Jiuwei having fun on the side, he felt a little inexplicably annoyed for a moment.
"You little bastard, too. How do you teach children? You pamper them all day long. What's going to happen if you continue like this?"
"I..." Xiao Jiuwei's laughter stopped suddenly and looked at Lu Chuan with a confused expression. How did he say such words?
Aren't you, Lu Chuan, the one who dotes on Big Head the most?
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