Chapter 419 Toll Station
Chapter 419 Toll Station
"You tell me, are you cheap or not? You got under someone's skirt and said something like that. If you weren't beaten to death on the spot, then that crazy critic really regards you as his master."
"You still touch someone's leg. Even if Cannon is your sword spirit, you can't be so frivolous. You still have to have the most basic respect."
Ten minutes later, Lu Chuan was lying on the hot pot table like a dead dog.
While Xiao Jiuwei was rubbing Lu Chuan's waist, which had been stepped on by Lu Dapao for ten minutes, he started to complain crazily.
That is to say, Lu Chuan was rough-skinned and thick-bodied. He pushed the landing cannon and stepped on it while touching the other person's leg. He pushed hard for ten minutes.
No matter which one you put on, if you get a kick from the mainland cannon, you will have to eat on the spot.
"Ouch, ouch, be gentle, you little bastard!"
Lu Chuan howled: "If you hadn't kicked me under Cannon's skirt, what would have happened?"
Little Jiuwei pinched Lu Chuan's waist hard, and started to complain angrily: "Then why didn't you blame me when you touched someone's leg just now?
Oh, now that you've been beaten into a pig's head, you blame me. I realize that you are really cheap, huh?
The cannon is so easy to strike, it really should have kicked you in the crotch to make you do mischief again. "
Lu Chuan's scalp went numb when he heard it. He really had the most vicious heart for women, and he subconsciously covered his crotch.
After scolding Lu Chuan, Xiao Jiuwei began to educate Datou beside him.
Because when Lu Chuan was beaten just now, Datou actually had the courage to go up and save him.
If Xiao Jiuwei hadn't caught him in time, he would have been lying like Lu Chuan!
Little Jiuwei twisted Big Tou's ears fiercely: "Why are you joining in the fun? Are you very powerful? Can you fight well?
Do you think that crazy woman, like the slut Mo Buddha and the big frog, knows how to strike?
If you messed with her and left her body intact, I would consider you to be a part of the good fortune and bring you great luck. "
"If you see that crazy guy walking around in the future, do you hear me?"
Little Kyuubi became more and more angry as he talked, and almost twisted Big Tou's ears 360 degrees.
"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
"Ha...too!"
At this time, Lu Dapao climbed up from the crack again, opened his mouth and spit out a mouthful of black corpse air.
Looking at Lu Chuan who was still lying on the table like a dead dog, Lu Dapao rolled his eyes fiercely.
"I have opened an opening in the tomb below, cleaned up the corpse air, and repaired the passage. You can go in directly."
When Lu Chuan heard this, he sat up and laughed with a mean look on his face: "My cannon is good, is there anything strange in the tomb?"
Lu Dapao nodded seriously: "Yes, and it's very troublesome.
The two corpses have transformed into zombies.
The zombies are not in the Three Realms and Five Elements, and their strength is not suppressed by the avenue. They should have reached the emperor level. Now that the tomb passage has been opened, they may wake up at any time and rush up. "
"Emperor level is the level of the commander of the Bianhuang Army!" Lu Chuan rolled his eyes fiercely.
The transformation of a corpse alone can reach this level. It is impossible to imagine how strong it was in life.
Lu Chuan's eyes were darting around, and he didn't know what bad idea he had.
"Work, work!"
Said Lu Chuan jumped off the table and waved casually.
The huge crack opened by the cannon began to slowly close.
Soon the crack closed and returned to its original state, leaving a tunnel entrance dug by a cannon.
He lightly snapped his fingers again, and terrifying black sword energy spurted out from Lu Chuan's body.
Then all the sword energy sank into the ground, sealing the entire tomb below, leaving only the entrance to the tomb passage.
"Cannon, build me a toll station next to the passage. We can make a fortune from this thing in the future." After doing this, Lu Chuan started to give instructions happily.
Lu Dapao's eyelids twitched: "We can just grab the missing spirit stones, why do we spend so much effort?"
"Who do you think I am, a robber or a bandit?" Lu Chuan's voice rose several times and he shouted dissatisfied: "A gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way. You know nothing!"
"Pfft..." Xiao Jiuwei laughed directly: "What a gentleman."
"Ha!" Lu Chuan became even more unhappy: "Don't I look like that?"
"Like!" Xiao Jiuwei's little face turned red, and she gave Lu Chuan a thumbs up.
…
"Enemy attack!"
As soon as the monks from the Caiyue Star Territory stepped into the Blue Star, they saw a huge black long worm flying from the distance.
Because it came so fast, everyone had almost no time to react.
In a hurry, the leading young man, half-stepping into the imperial realm, propped up the defensive weapon.
A barrier shining with colorful light appeared to protect everyone.
"boom!"
Before everyone could feel at ease, there was a loud noise, and the long insect crashed into the barrier that was held up.
The terrifying power of the long insect instantly shattered the barrier, passed through the many monks, and swept away less than half of them.
The unlucky guy who was swept away had absolutely no way to survive under this kind of power.
"puff……"
The young half-step emperor was backlashed by the magic weapon, and a mouthful of old blood spurted out on the spot.
"It's too much to bully others, it's too much to bully others!" After regaining his composure, the young man became furious and was about to chase the long black insect.
"A rotting black dragon corpse!" The old man surnamed Xue stepped forward and shook his head gently, stopping the angry young man.
"Have you seen the rotting corpse clearly?" The young man looked in disbelief.
The old man nodded: "There is no mistake, he should have been thrown out."
"Littering, the locals are so rude." The young man was so angry that he jumped up and said: "Let this monk give us an explanation and compensate us!"
Knowing that the unlucky ones who were swept away could not survive, the young man stopped worrying and led the remaining people towards Fengdu.
The old man walked at the end and looked back at the direction where the corpse disappeared. At some point, cold sweat had completely wet his back.
…
"Tea!"
Lu Chuan sat happily inside the toll booth where Cannon spent three full minutes condensing his sword energy.
It's said to be a toll station, but it's actually just a small house with a railing outside blocking the entrance to the cemetery.
Like a second uncle, Lu Chuan slumped in his chair and put his legs on the table, happily imagining the wonderful toll-free time in the future.
As for the madman Lu Dapao, he was sent by Lu Chuan to guard the real entrance to the underworld in Fengdu City.
Before your butt gets hot from sitting, there are dozens of streams of light rushing down from the ceiling.
Lu Chuan suddenly became energetic and greeted the big head and little Jiuwei: "Cheer up, you know how to serve with a smile, and make people feel at home."
"You feel like home, how dare you say that!" Xiao Jiuwei curled his lips disdainfully and jumped to the window to watch.
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