UGB Chapter 422 Mission Accomplished, New Professional Thief
Chapter 422 Mission Accomplished, New Professional Thief
[Meng Ziyi: What’s going on? What about keeping your virginity as promised? @白鹿]
[Zhou Ye: Alas, the handsome (bian) angry (tai) boss won’t attack us, right? ]
[Cheng Zilan: Didn’t I already attack you? ]
[Bai Lu:...]
[Bailu: I’m not ready yet, and it’s been officially announced? ]
[Shi Mengran: What are you preparing for? sleeping? ]
[Cheng Xiao: Sister Xiaoran is very angry now! ]
[Bai Lu:...]
[Meng Ziyi: shivering]
"The situation has changed and it seems it will be a little harder."
Zhao Yan sighed, feeling very tired.
"Zha, just think about it yourself, we are going out to play."
Shi Mengran took Cheng Xiao and Tan Yao to go shopping.
I am heartbroken and need to go shopping to calm my mood.
Zhao Yan stared at her speechlessly.
...
time flies.
Half a month passed in the blink of an eye.
During this period, Zhao Yan worked as a scumbag during the day and drove an online taxi to check in at night. His life was very fulfilling.
It's just that all female stars in the entertainment industry are in danger.
Because since Zhao Yan made the official announcement with Bailu, he seems to be going crazy.
Change to a different actress every day.
Whenever he sees someone on the hot search list, Zhao Yan will first say something misleading and then send him a love song.
Or sadness, or regret, or heartache.
It won’t work if people look at it without misunderstanding.
The number of followers on Weibo has also soared to more than 20 million.
The majority of netizens were completely dumbfounded.
They listed it carefully and found that there were more than a dozen actresses that Zhao Yan had touched in various ways!
They are all very popular little flowers in the entertainment industry.
Among them are Ju Jingyi, Li Qin, Zhao Lusi, Yang Chaoyue, Guan Xiaotong, etc.
When some fans first found out that their goddess was having an affair with that scumbag Zhao Yan, they were so angry that they almost spiraled into heaven.
But later, some actresses quickly refuted the rumors, which calmed the fans' anger.
After calming down, netizens discovered that there was simply something wrong with Zhao Yan.
Who is on the hot search and who is being trolled? The specific authenticity needs to be verified.
Although they knew it was not necessarily true, many fans still turned into Zhao Yan's negative fans.
So disgusting, so immoral.
In the end, these anti-fans gathered together to form the anti-fans alliance.
Zhao Yan has also become the only weird person on Weibo, with more negative fans than normal fans.
...
[Didi, congratulations to the host for completing the career mission of a scumbag - who in the world is not a scumbag]
[The current comprehensive career score is 100, please ask the host whether to end this career]
"Fuck! Mission accomplished finally."
Zhao Yan's eyes were filled with vicissitudes of life, and he was really unconscious for this period of time.
I also received several letters from lawyers.
Basically, it has reached the point where everyone is shouting to be beaten.
“End it to labor!!”
[The profession has ended. It is detected that the host has two draws. Do you want to draw immediately?]
"smoke!"
Zhao Yan gritted his teeth and squeezed out one word.
Damn it, you better get something good out of me.
[Congratulations to the host for winning the skill - finishing touch]
[Congratulations to the host for winning the one-time item——curse card]
The finishing touch?
Zhao Yan's heart moved slightly when he thought of a certain allusion.
Then I read the relevant introduction.
[The finishing touch: After using this skill, special items can gain spirituality]
[Curse Card: After using the card, the creatures in the designated area will receive a curse. Note: The larger the designated area, the smaller the power of the curse]
"hiss..."
"Hiss..."
Zhao Yan seemed to be transformed into a giant insect, hissing non-stop.
"Hahaha, that's awesome. It's not in vain that so many people have hacked you."
Isn’t that the finishing touch just the finishing touch?
Legend has it that a certain dragon flew away just because its eyes were tapped.
As for the curse card, it's even more awesome.
The designated area doesn't say how big it is at all, which means he can curse people all over the world!
But with such a large area, the power of the curse is probably negligible.
"Let's try some eye candy first."
Zhao Yan found a piece of white paper, picked up a brush and started drawing.
Soon, a vivid four-legged snake appeared on the paper.
"The scene to witness the miracle has arrived!"
Zhao Yan nodded solemnly on the four-legged snake's head.
A few breaths passed.
The four-legged snake lay quietly on the paper, making no movement.
"..."
what happened? It's unscientific, you.
"System, what's going on? Why can't the dragon I drew fly?!"
Zhao Yan asked unhappily.
He is still waiting to gather together the Blue Dragon and White Tiger.
The system fell silent.
After a while, a mechanical beep sounded.
[Before using the finishing touch, the host can check whether the item meets the conditions]
[Items that do not meet the conditions will not be given spirituality]
"That's it."
Zhao Yan was a little disappointed.
He glanced around and found that none of the items met the requirements.
"Forget it, start a random new career for me."
Zhao Yan had no choice but to give up.
Might as well take advantage of today's good luck and start a new career.
[Didi, the new profession randomly received this time is - Thief]
[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the exclusive skill of thieves - invisibility]
[Whether to accept this occupation]
"Accept accept!"
When he saw the invisibility, Zhao Yan quickly chose to accept it without any hesitation.
Although he could become invisible with the help of a hearse, how could he be so happy on his own?
[The host has accepted this profession and now releases the thief profession mission]
[Ask the host to steal at least ten priceless treasures. Completing this task will result in an overall career score of +100]
"..."
Get up violently.
Zhao Yan regretted a little. He was blinded by the invisibility skill and didn't think too much.
"Ten priceless treasures. How long will the sentence be if caught?"
Zhao Yan's face turned dark, wondering if he should give up this cheating career, but he was reluctant to remain invisible.
"Huh? Yes! I can choose to steal abroad!"
"Those precious cultural relics should be considered priceless treasures, right? Wouldn't it be a win-win situation to steal them and donate them directly to the country?"
Zhao Yan's eyes were bright, and the more he thought about it, the more likely it was that he felt it was possible.
Are there more than ten priceless treasures spread abroad?
That’s hundreds of thousands of pieces!
They were all robbed by those bandits who came to China before, and now they are lying on display in foreign museums. It is a naked slap in the face!
Some people may wonder why China doesn’t buy back these precious cultural relics.
It’s not that I don’t have the strength to buy it, it’s that I can’t buy it.
Originally they were robbing China's cultural relics, but now if they spend money to buy them back, wouldn't that mean that what those bandits did was legal?
This is intolerable to every Chinese person.
Therefore, the state can accept private donations and the other party will return them.
But I won’t take the initiative to find others to buy it!
Fortunately, now that China is getting stronger and stronger, some countries have begun to return cultural relics.
But for those who were robbed to go abroad, it was only a drop in the bucket.
A netizen once asked whether it is illegal to steal cultural relics that have been scattered and donate them to the country.
The answer is not illegal!
Maybe even a citation.
Because from China's perspective, those cultural relics in foreign museums are illegal gains, so it is reasonable to take them out.
Does it matter how you get it?
Although the country does not vigorously promote this kind of thing that brings glory to the country, it will secretly protect it.
There once was a buddy who blew up the Jingguo Sacred Toilet in Japan, and was extradited by the country in the end. Nothing happened.