UGB Chapter 296 How Perverted Is It To Pee Standing Up?
Chapter 296 How Perverted Is It To Pee Standing Up?
"Smoke it."
Li Wei urged.
Meng Ziyi took out a card with a confident expression and turned it over.
[True talk: Have you ever peed standing up while taking a shower?]
"..."
After seeing the question Meng Ziyi drew, all the women present were stunned.
They looked away guiltily.
What a weird question, killing people will destroy your heart, killing people will destroy your heart!
Meng Ziyi was confused.
Certain images flashed through her mind quickly, and then she said loudly with her cheeks burning: "I didn't!"
Hum, as long as my voice is loud enough, it won't make people feel guilty.
She felt very proud in her heart, feeling that she was really smart.
Hearing this, the girls looked at Meng Ziyi suspiciously.
"Real or false?" Fang Manning was the first to question.
"I think it's a bit fake." Zhou Ye made a last strike.
"You can't lie when you tell the truth, are you sure?" Li Wei asked again.
Seeing that none of these women believed her, Meng Ziyi became anxious.
Is it because her acting skills are bad?
Thinking of this, her eyes were firm, full of wisdom, and she nodded heavily: "I'm sure! It's so perverted to pee standing up, it's not hygienic."
At the end of the sentence, she still had a look of disdain on her face.
It took a lifetime of acting skills.
"..."
Hearing this, several women felt a little embarrassed.
Just when Meng Ziyi thought he could get away with it, Zhao Yan said with a half-smile, "Didn't I pee standing up when I was taking a shower yesterday?"
"How did you know..." Meng Ziyi blurted out subconsciously.
Shut up quickly when you feel something is wrong.
Unfortunately, it was too late. Everyone present looked at her differently.
"No, I didn't, you're talking nonsense!" She became anxious.
"It's okay if I believe it."
"It's just, isn't it just standing up to pee, there's nothing weird about it."
"We understand you."
Li Wei and the others comforted them while suppressing their laughter.
Meng Ziyi: "..."
Seeing that she was already seated, she gave up the treatment and looked at Zhao Yan angrily, asking, "How did you know? Are they installing surveillance cameras in our bathroom?"
Meng Ziyi felt a chill at the thought of being photographed while taking a shower in the toilet.
Hearing this, Zhou Ye frowned and looked at Zhao Yan as if he was a pervert, "You can't do that, can you?"
"..."
Zhao Yan's mouth twitched.
"What are you thinking? That I can do that kind of thing? You said I can tell fortunes, but you still don't believe it."
Fang Manning came out to testify: "Yes, you don't even know this, right?"
"All right."
When Meng Ziyi and Zhou Ye saw this, they said nothing more.
The game continues.
After Meng Ziyi is Fang Manning.
She was ruthless and didn't talk much. She held the top tightly as if she was going to explode something.
Then give it a hard turn.
The top buzzes and spins wildly.
After a while it stopped.
The person pointed at this time was Zhou Ye.
"Hahaha, the way of heaven is reincarnation." Meng Ziyi slapped his thigh excitedly.
Just now Zhou Ye dared to doubt her, now it's okay.
"Truth or dare?" Li Wei continued to ask.
"big Adventure!"
Zhou Ye was really afraid of telling the truth.
Each one is weirder than the last, and the level of shame is simply off the charts.
She wondered if the truth-telling question Li Wei was dealing with was a specially customized perverted version.
"Your courage is commendable." Xiao Yuechan gave a thumbs up.
This made Zhou Zhi, who was drawing cards, panic.
Wouldn't it be more perverted to take a big adventure?
She carefully opened the card.
[Big Adventure: Write your name in the air with your buttocks]
"??"
Zhou Ye was immediately stunned.
"Hahahaha, so perverted." Meng Ziyi laughed exaggeratedly.
"Oh, you are so unlucky."
Cheng Xiao was a little gloating. I originally thought that the question I got was embarrassing enough, but I didn’t expect that there is a mountain higher than the mountain.
Lin Shuyu shrank her feet in fear.
She felt that she could not choose to take a big risk when she was beaten to death.
"Well, is it too late to regret now?" Zhou Ye's cheeks felt hot and he felt like he was about to smoke.
"Of course not, just be willing to admit defeat."
"Come on, Xiao Zhou, actors have to liberate their nature, and you can't do this." Zhao Yan encouraged him from the side.
Who knew that Zhou Ye didn't appreciate it at all, but glared at him.
The girls also followed suit.
Finally Zhou Ye stood up slowly.
Then he raised his hips and started writing his name.
"Oh, Xiaoye, your strokes are wrong. The second stroke of Zhou should be a horizontal hook, right? Where's your hook?"
Meng Ziyi had been supervising, and when he saw Zhou Ye trying to cut corners, he immediately reminded him.
"..."
Zhou Ye's body stiffened.
Reluctantly, I re-wrote the horizontal fold.
She stared at Meng Ziyi calmly.
I gritted my teeth secretly in my heart, Meng Ziyi, I remember you!
After finally writing his name, Zhou Ye sat down with some exhaustion.
In just two minutes, she felt like an eternity had passed.
After sitting down, she suddenly suggested: "I think we can withdraw the truth and leave the dare."
"First of all, some people cheat and cheat and tell lies to get through. Secondly, Sister Xiao Xiao and we are both artists, and we take privacy very seriously."
"Sisters, can you please be considerate?"
Hearing this, Cheng Xiao nodded: "I agree."
"I agree too." Zhao Yan raised his hand in agreement.
Telling the truth doesn't really appeal to him. He just wants to know and deduce it directly.
Seeing that Zhao Yan agreed, Li Wei and others considered for a moment and finally chose to keep only the big adventure.
"It's my turn!"
Lin Shuyu took a deep breath, feeling a little unlucky.
Why can’t I choose to tell the truth?
Alas, I hope it doesn't turn to myself.
She picked up the top and spun it casually.
His eyes were fixed on the pointer.
"Oh, why is it me!" Xiao Yuechan shouted in annoyance.
"Hey, hey, let me, let me."
Lin Shuyu smiled happily.
"Take it." Li Wei handed over the stack of cards from Big Adventure.
“God bless me, I’ll be lucky enough to have sex with someone of the opposite sex!”
Xiao Yuechan muttered something.
"..."
Everyone present had black lines on their faces.
We all heard it okay.
Unexpectedly, Xiao Yuechan would not avoid Zhao Yan's thoughts.
Slowly turn the card over.
[Big Adventure: Tongue Kissing a Same-Sex Person]
"Yeah! Got it, tongue kiss! And...huh??"
The smile on Xiao Yuechan's face froze.
She stammered, "Same-sex?!"
"Hahaha, you made me laugh so hard." Li Wei laughed loudly and unkindly.
The other women laughed too.
"Then the question is, who do you want to choose?" Zhao Yan glanced around with a smile.
Hearing this, the smiles of the girls quickly faded.
Damn, I almost forgot about this one!
It was Xiao Yuechan's choice to be of the same sex. He hasn't chosen yet. If he smiles too proudly, he will be ruined if he is chosen.
"Hmph, I choose Li Wei, you are the one who smiles the most proudly."
Xiao Yuechan crossed her arms and looked at Li Wei maliciously.
Li Wei: "..."