Chapter 1
Chapter 1
[Comprehensive martial arts] After the host ran away from home
Author: under the tent of evening wind
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A host who suffered from overtime work finally managed to become the boss, but the employees were too scumbags and had no successors.
Cheng Mo: "You are the worst batch of hosts I have ever brought!"
The main "bitch" group fights against the various planes
Comprehensive martial arts
This article is slow, crying
The first world: the low-level cannon fodder of Mingjiao
The Second World: Chu Liuxiang, an idler living by the sea
The Third World: Your Brother Will Always Be Your Brother
The Fourth World: Things like Wine
The fifth world: not tall
The Sixth World: Be an indifferent to the world and die in peace
Content tags: Martial Arts Three Teachings Nine Streams System Quick Travel
Search keywords: Protagonist: Cheng Mo┃Supporting roles: Yin Susu, Yin Li, Yang Dingtian, Chu Liuxiang, Hu Tiehua, Huamanlou, Lu Xiaofeng, Li Xunhuan, Duan Yu, Zhan Zhao, Bai Yutang┃Others: Quick Travel Cannon Fodder Comprehensive Martial Arts
One-sentence introduction: the kind of people who use a rope to die, never die
A young man is not worthy of death
In the hall of time and space, the company's performance in the last 100 years is displayed on the blue screen.
Looking at the steadily declining line, Cheng Mo frowned slightly, and tapped his fingers on the table, once... twice...
Looking back at the time when he was in office, the former boss spoke earnestly, what kind of friendship, what kind of future.
It is agreed to enjoy the highest treatment after retirement, five insurances and one housing fund, free travel around the world...
It was hard work, but the results were not pleasing.
It has been 100 years, but the line is getting lower and lower. He looked at the people below with grief and indignation: "You are the worst batch of hosts I have ever brought!"
Everyone lowered their heads in fear: "Boss, we are wrong!"
Cheng Mo left the meeting angrily, and then the optical brain he left behind recorded such a passage
"This month's performance is divided into half again to the General Administration, will it be discovered if this continues?"
"Impossible. This system program was researched by more than 20 old hosts for more than 40 years. The boss will never find out. As long as the performance does not improve, the boss will not retire, and we will save a lot of trouble."
"I hope the boss will never find out, otherwise he has retired, and where will he go to find a new boss? With so many documents in the world, I feel dizzy every day, and there are too many emergencies, I really can't handle it."
Cheng Mo, who heard this in another room, laughed instead of anger, and went straight to the laboratory.
A cloud of ice-blue light floats in the middle of the laboratory, and countless rays of light connect this light cluster.
Cheng Mo stretched out his hand into the void, and a mechanical voice sounded: "A suitable host has been detected."
"Ding dong! The system is being upgraded, do you want to interrupt the upgrade process?"
Cheng Mo: "Start the background upgrade program and bind immediately."
"Ding dong, the backup energy is being collected, ding dong, the energy is collected, the background upgrade program is started, and the binding begins."
The ball of light slowly floated down and landed in Cheng Mo's palm. The light flickered a few times quickly and then disappeared.
Cheng Mo stared at the mountain-like piles of documents in the laboratory, kicked over the experimental table, and the experimental items were scattered all over the floor.
At this time, the red alarm light also lit up, and there was a buzzing sound in the entire system space.
When everyone came here, the house was already empty, leaving only a mess on the ground.
The sky without work is extraordinarily refreshing.
Langli Gelang, Langli Gelang, he was flying in a ball of light, the time and space around him flew by in an instant, looking at the progress bar in front of him, 99.97% of the upgrade was in progress.
Cheng Mo took out a cup of milk tea out of thin air, took a few sips, and in his arms was a collection of the world he wanted to go to. For more than 100 years, after many investigations, he recorded a little every day and waited to retire. The damn former boss, and those bastards men.
Just as he was thinking, the space suddenly shook violently, and bursts of alarms sounded.
"What's wrong!"
"Alert, alert, the recall information from the headquarters conflicts with the host's order, and it will be forced to return."
"Depend on!"
Cheng Mo stretched out his hand into the void, then clenched into a fist: "Forcibly separate the headquarters information!"
"The information is disconnected, the information is disconnected, the alarm, the disconnected information consumes a lot of energy, the background upgrade energy is insufficient, and the upgrade is interrupted."
The space shook violently and almost collapsed.
Cheng Mo: "Start the emergency measures and drop in random space."
As soon as the voice fell, the small ball of light disappeared into the space-time tunnel.
At the same time, the computer at the headquarters suddenly went black, and the employees realized that their boss had really lost contact, screaming in unison.
What's more, I banged my head against the wall, not knowing whether it was really sad because I lost my boss, or because my boss left and no one processed the files.
A young man is not worthy of death
The cold water rushed straight to his mouth and nose, almost suffocating him to death.
When Cheng Mo crawled out of the water, his whole body was cold. He wiped his eyes and looked at the people around him in a daze, including some old men and some young people.
He is really even weirder, his intuition is, dizzy.He was very happy to stand up, and he heard the sound of footsteps around him in a daze.
... The room is fragrant with grass and woods, and the faint smell makes people feel very comfortable. Cheng Mo slowly opened his eyes when the last person in the room went out.
His clothes had been changed into clean clothes, and it was warm at this moment. He pressed his temples and wanted to call the system, but when he shook his head, he seemed to hear the sound of water entering the system...
"Don't play dead for me! I haven't heard of anyone's system getting flooded!"
There was a hissing sound for a while, and the mechanical voice gradually became spiritual, as if it had just woken up.
"I'm going! Don't I just go to upgrade a level? Where did you take me!"
The voice was quiet for a while, and then a louder scream sounded again, "My energy is gone!"
"Dog host! What have you done to me!"
Cheng Mo...
He suddenly regretted bringing this silly thing out.
"Friendly reminder, now we ran out from the headquarters, and were forced to recall when we came out, and I cut off contact with the headquarters."
The voice of the system trembled: "You, you, just run away, what are you bringing me out for, my energy!"
Cheng Mo snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter if I leave, but you are my optical brain. You have followed me for thousands of years. Will they let you go? They will stuff all the files into your brain Here, stuff your shitty brains into an explosion!"
System: "... so scary"
Cheng Mo: "Then don't hesitate to give me the information of this world!"
System: "Ah...Okay, wait for me."
The buzzing sound rang for a while, and a memory came over.
The original owner was a small disciple of the Ming Cult, named Lu Qing, who belonged to the Tianzi Sect.He is 11 years old this year and has a weak personality. He has always wanted to learn unrivaled martial arts, but his comprehension ability is particularly poor. He has to learn a set of boxing for seven days, but he has to learn it for more than a month. However, he has some talents in medicine, which may be due to constant injuries. The disease becomes a good doctor.
But his martial arts are very poor compared with his peers.
Also because of this, the dirty work of the lower and upper echelons of the church is his.
Even so, he still wanted to learn martial arts hard, and he happened to teach foreign masters a challenge and let them fill the scene.
He stuffed money for the believers standing in front, and squeezed to the front, but he regretted it when he went in. They were playing in the water, and he couldn't see anything with his eyes. The more he couldn't see clearly, then he accidentally tripped over his left foot and fell into the lake directly with his right foot.
The cause of death was that he accidentally fell into the cold pool and froze to death while watching the fight between the masters from the teaching and outsiders.
"...What kind of blood is this?"
He raised his eyes and looked around, the room was simple but clean, and a bronze mirror in the room was blurry, but Cheng Mo could see his general appearance clearly.
Messy hair, low-level religious people have no human rights.A messy hairstyle is like a planed chicken coop.
He took out a cloth from the drawer, dried his hair gently, and scattered the messy chicken coop hair. The comb couldn't be combed open, and the hair was full of knots. A ball of yarn.
He tied up his hair in the way the little churchman remembered.
The clothes were a little tattered, but still clean.
Finally, I dealt with myself more pleasing to the eye.He climbed into bed and pushed the pillow which was wet with hair to the floor, rolled on the bed and fell asleep.
A young man is not worthy of death
He fell into a drowsy sleep, probably because he fell into the water and caught a cold.
While he was in a daze, there was a sudden sound of footsteps at the door.
The visitor pushed the door open and entered directly, "Lu Qing! Are you awake?"
Cheng Mo...
It was so loud that it woke me up even if I fell asleep!
The one who came in was a young boy who looked about the same age as Lu Qing.
He is one of the people who has a good relationship with Lu Qing, his name is Lin Dan, and he is also a master who does whatever he can't do and eats whatever he doesn't have left.
But compared to the dullness and stubbornness of the original owner, Lin Dan is obviously more flexible.
He is not obsessed with practicing martial arts but is very interested in organs. He is about to take the Five Elements Banner test. Maybe he will become the boss of a certain man soon, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the pinnacle of his life... Cough, digressing.
Lin Dan came over and put something on Cheng Mo's bed.
Cheng Mo took a closer look and found that they were all books, similar to "Thirteen sticks for beating a dog", "Eighteen palms for falling a chicken" and "Swordsmanship from heaven".
Cheng Mo: "Young man, are you sure this is not a pirated version?"
Lin Dan: "No, this is what I worked so hard to get from those disciples. They said that it was only after practicing this that their kung fu improved. By the way, I know you fell into the frozen lake and you are not feeling well. You I did the daytime work for you today, next time you have to pay me back, I made an appointment with a few big brothers to go to the research institution in the evening, and you can go to the evening work by yourself."
Lin Dan boy bounced away.
Cheng Mo took the book and rubbed it a few times,
UGB