UGB Chapter 296 Aunt 2's greed leads to trouble, changing the location of the dry toilet!
Chapter 296 Aunt 2's greed leads to trouble, changing the location of the dry toilet!
"Physics education?"
Jiang Chen sneered as he listened to Wang Dagou's words, which were filled with venomous grit.
He reached out to stop Wang Dagou, who was already preparing to grab his weapon, his face showing no anger whatsoever: "There's no need to use force to deal with these greedy scoundrels. Trying to reason with them is doing them a favor."
"Come on, take me to see it."
After saying that, Jiang Chen stood up, dusted himself off, and strolled leisurely toward Sun Yumei's house.
Wang Dagou was stunned for a moment, then quickly followed. Although he didn't know what Brother Jiang was up to, he knew there was going to be a good show.
At this moment, Sun Yumei's courtyard is bustling with activity.
Sun Yumei moved a grand chair and sat down in the middle of the courtyard with an air of authority, leisurely sipping a cup of freshly brewed jasmine tea.
The shrewish wives who conspired with her stood on either side like protectors, each with their heads held high and their faces full of smugness, just waiting for Jiang Chen to come to their door and beg them to sign the papers.
When she saw that Jiang Chen had really arrived, a fleeting look of ecstasy crossed Sun Yumei's eyes.
She knew Jiang Chen wouldn't be able to sit still!
She slowly put down her teacup, cleared her throat, and said in an affected tone, "Oh, isn't this the big boss of the Jiang family? What brings you to my little courtyard?"
Jiang Chen didn't even bother to lift his eyelids, and didn't even step into Sun Yumei's courtyard. He just stood at the door and watched her performance indifferently.
Wang Dagou followed behind, and seeing Sun Yumei's smug face, he was furious. He was about to curse her when Jiang Chen stopped him with a look.
Seeing that Jiang Chen didn't speak, Sun Yumei assumed he was just pretending to be calm, and she felt even more smug.
She crossed her legs and directly stated her price.
"Jiang Chen, since you've come in person, your second aunt won't beat around the bush. That piece of land on the back hill is very important to you, your second aunt knows that."
She held up three fingers and waved them in front of Jiang Chen.
"Considering we're relatives, I won't ask for more. One price, three million! You can take those two acres of dilapidated land! This is a truly fair price; once it's gone, it'll be gone forever!"
Three million?!
As soon as Sun Yumei said this, the villagers who had come to watch the commotion immediately erupted in an uproar!
An honest old man pointed at Sun Yumei's nose and cursed, "Sun Yumei! Are you out of your mind?! Those two acres of barren land where even weeds struggle to grow, you dare ask for three million? Why don't you just rob a bank?!"
"Exactly! Chenzi kindly helped everyone get rich, and you, instead, stabbed us in the back! Are you even a member of the Jiang family?!"
"This is outrageous extortion! Blatant blackmail!"
The villagers' spittle almost drowned Sun Yumei.
But Sun Yumei's skin is thicker than a city wall.
She stubbornly retorted, "None of your business! It's my land, I can sell it for whatever price I want! If you're so capable, then don't sell it! Jiang Chen hasn't even said a word, what are you bunch of poor bastards yelling about?"
She placed all her bets on Jiang Chen, convinced that he would compromise for the sake of the project!
However, Jiang Chen's next reaction surprised everyone.
He didn't utter a single unnecessary word from beginning to end, and didn't even give Sun Yumei a proper look. He simply turned to Wang Dagou behind him and casually instructed, "Dagou, bring me a pen."
Although Wang Dagou was completely confused, he immediately took out paper and pen from his pocket.
Jiang Chen took the contract, which was covered with signatures from the villagers, and the sketch of the back mountain plan from his hand.
Then, in front of the whole village, he picked up a pen and slowly crossed out the location of Sun Yumei's land on that priceless blueprint that concerned the future of the entire Jiangjia Village, and drew a new circle next to it.
After doing all this, Jiang Chen raised his head and announced loudly, "Fellow villagers, listen to me! I hereby declare that we no longer want Sun Yumei's land!"
"I've decided to move the original site for the public eco-friendly dry toilet, which was located at the east end of the village, to this location!"
"Build it right next to Sun Yumei's land! Surround her land on the east, west, and south sides with outhouses!"
"I want her land to smell the 'harvest' as soon as she opens the door!"
"puff--"
"Hahahaha!"
As soon as Jiang Chen said this, the entire room fell into a deathly silence, which was then followed by a thunderous burst of laughter!
"Oh my god! That's hilarious!"
"Building outhouses on three sides? Chenzi's move is absolutely brilliant! This is like killing someone by attacking their spirit!"
"Sun Yumei must be dumbfounded now, right? She wanted to treasure the land, but now it's just become a rock next to a latrine! Hahahaha!"
Sun Yumei's smugness and arrogance froze instantly.
She was completely stunned, as if struck by lightning.
She never dreamed that Jiang Chen would be so ruthless! He would rather revise the blueprints and take a roundabout route for a project worth hundreds of millions than give her a single penny!
That piece of land of hers, let alone three million, even if it were given away for free, even a dog wouldn't want to touch it!
It's over! It's all over!
The money tree has turned into a stinking cesspool!
"Wow--"
Sun Yumei was completely panicked and completely lost her mind!
She plopped down on the ground, unleashing her family's signature tantrum: "This is outrageous! You're bullying me! Jiang Chen, you little bastard! You have no conscience! I'm your second aunt! How can you treat your elder like this?!"
She cried and wailed, writhing on the ground like a maggot, trying to grab Jiang Chen's trouser leg.
However, Jiang Chen didn't bother with her monkey-like tricks at all, and just gave a cold sneer.
With a thought, he pulled out a virtual halo, visible only to him and emitting a faint black aura, from his system space.
[Basic Unlucky Aura]!
"go!"
Jiang Chen flicked his finger, and the black halo silently and precisely landed on the head of Sun Yumei, who was throwing a tantrum on the ground.
The halo takes effect immediately upon landing!
Just as Sun Yumei got up from the ground and tried to change her position to continue crying, she slipped on something!
"ah--!"
A heart-wrenching scream!
Sun Yumei lost her balance and fell headfirst into a garbage can full of leftover food!
"Thump!"
A muffled thud.
Half of her body was submerged in the greasy, sour-smelling swill, while her legs twitched futilely outside.