UGB Chapter 92: The arrogant and domineering top male star is forcibly swallowed by a smart trash can.
Chapter 92: The arrogant and domineering top male star is forcibly swallowed by a smart trash can.
The black luxury van was parked arrogantly in the middle of the white marble square, and the door was rudely pushed open.
A young man wearing an extravagant leopard-print shirt and large black sunglasses walked down with an air of arrogance.
This person is Wu Qian, a currently very popular male star in the entertainment industry. He debuted through a talent show and usually pretends to be innocent and pure in front of his fans.
In private, however, he was an arrogant and domineering bully who disregarded all rules.
Behind him were four burly bodyguards wearing white gloves, and several assistants who were obsequious and carrying coffee and parasols.
Wu Qian spat the tasteless chewing gum into the smooth white marble floor tiles, then rubbed it twice with his pointed leather shoes, his face full of disgust.
What a desolate, impoverished place this is! There isn't even a decent five-star hotel. The production team actually sent me to this godforsaken place to film a reality show.
He took off his sunglasses and looked up to see the dazzling sci-fi manor suspended ten thousand meters in the air.
His eyes lit up instantly, and he pointed to the holographic light guide staircase that stretched straight to the sky.
You guys go over there and clear that hilltop for me. Today, I'm going to make that my private dressing room.
The assistants looked at each other in fright. They had long heard of the reputation of the Qingshui County Special Zone, and they wouldn't dare to go up and cause trouble even if they had ten times the courage.
The agent, wiping the cold sweat from his forehead, stepped forward, bowing and scraping, and advised that the owner of this place was not someone to be trifled with, and suggested that he just touch up his makeup in the van to get by.
Wu Qian immediately turned hostile and slapped her manager across the face, causing a trickle of blood to escape from the corner of the manager's mouth.
I'm a top influencer with 80 million followers, earning hundreds of millions for my company every year. Is there any country bumpkin in the world that I can't mess with?
He was furious and shouted in the square, ordering his four bodyguards to forcibly clear a path.
Aunt Li was trimming flowers and plants with a few of her friends at the edge of the square when she heard the commotion and came over with a large pair of shears.
Where did this ill-mannered hooligan come from, daring to run wild in the territory of the idle god? Believe me or not, I'll give you a haircut with a laser broom.
Wu Qian turned her head and looked at Aunt Li, who was wearing a big floral jacket, with a strong sense of disgust flashing in her eyes.
A bunch of old women who reek of dirt have the nerve to talk to me! Bodyguards, get them out of here!
He cursed as he raised his foot and kicked over a pot of precious mutated orchids that Aunt Li had just arranged.
The ceramic flowerpot shattered on the ground, and the vibrant soil splattered onto the white marble floor tiles, creating a particularly glaring sight.
In the suspended living room 10,000 meters above the ground, Lin Xian was lying on a zero-gravity waterbed, coldly watching the scene unfolding on the holographic monitoring screen.
Chu Yiyi and Shen Youran stood in front of the screen, their chests heaving with anger, their hands clenched into fists.
Wu Qian is a notorious troublemaker in the industry, bullying men and women all day long. I never expected that he would dare to come to the manor gate to show off his power today.
Lin Xian yawned, casually picked up a mutated grape, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it until the juice was overflowing.
This kind of filthy trash doesn't even deserve my permission to go downstairs and slap him, lest I get my hands dirty.
Lin Xian didn't even bother to issue voice commands; he simply controlled the helmet with his mind and took over the sanitation system in the square.
At the edge of the square, a smart trash can shaped like a silver-gray space capsule silently began to turn on its bottom wheels.
Wu Qian was still angry after kicking over the flowerpot. He turned around and saw the silver trash can sliding over, thinking it was some kind of old, broken sweeper from the village.
In an attempt to show off in front of his bodyguards, he raised his diamond-encrusted leather shoe and kicked the metal casing of the trash can hard.
Get out of here! The things in this wretched village are just as annoying as the people here!
The moment his shoe tip touched the trash can, a pale blue scanning light wave rippled across the surface of the trash can.
The cold, electronic voice of the intelligent system suddenly rang out in the sky above the square, carrying an air of undeniable judgment.
The system detected that the target creature was swearing and behaving badly, and determined it to be non-recyclable hazardous waste, initiating a forced cleanup process.
Wu Qian was stunned for a moment, not yet understanding what the sentence meant, when the top of the trash can suddenly cracked open in all directions like a carnivorous flower.
The silver-gray metal shell expanded instantly, turning into a deep black hole that was two meters wide.
The trash can features a built-in folding mechanism that generates a terrifying suction force comparable to a Category 12 typhoon.
Before Wu Qian could even let out a scream, he was sucked up like dust by a vacuum cleaner and fell headfirst into the black hole.
The four burly bodyguards were so frightened that they took three big steps back, their eyes practically popping out of their sockets.
They watched helplessly as their arrogant, top-tier master was swallowed whole by a roadside trash can, leaving not a single hair behind.
The trash can closed its metal lid, emitting a sickening churning and compressing sound, as if it were chewing something disgusting.
The intelligent system's voice broadcasts again, indicating that hazardous waste has been disposed of and that targeted waste disposal is underway.
One hundred kilometers away from Qingshui County, in a desolate wilderness, there is a foul-smelling ditch that discharges industrial wastewater year-round.
The air here is filled with the pungent smell of hydrogen sulfide, and the water surface is covered with a thick layer of green algae and household garbage.
Suddenly, a tiny spatial wormhole opened in mid-air, and a naked human figure was spat out of it like phlegm.
Wu Qian danced wildly in mid-air before crashing heavily into the bottomless, stinking ditch, splashing up two meters of black mud.
His expensive haute couture clothes and diamond-encrusted shoes were all identified as recyclable resources by the smart trash can and forcibly removed and recycled.
He was now not only naked, but his mouth was also full of foul-smelling mud, and he vomited up stomach acid from not eating for many days.
This national idol, cherished by countless fans, was lying in a stinking ditch swarming with flies, his eyes vacant like an idiot.
The experience, lasting only a few seconds, completely shattered his rational defenses. He lost his mind on the spot, laughing foolishly while smearing mud on his head.
The four bodyguards and their agent in the square were so frightened by the return of the smart trash cans to their former tranquility that they abandoned their van.
They wished their parents had two fewer legs, and they scrambled and stumbled as they ran wildly toward the edge of the village, their escape posture utterly pathetic.
Ye Xiu casually posted the surveillance video to an online entertainment gossip forum.
The entire internet watched as the arrogant and domineering top male star was swallowed whole by a trash can, their keyboards clattering loudly.
Serves him right! This kind of beast in human form should be disposed of as hazardous waste. Well done, Idle God's trash can!
The entire entertainment industry, including talent agencies and celebrities, was terrified when they saw the video.
Major entertainment giants issued internal notices overnight, designating Qingshui County as a top-level restricted area, and absolutely no film crew or artist would dare to go there and act arrogantly.
Aunt Li, holding a laser broom, looked at the dispersing crew members and spat on the ground in disgust.
They can't even beat a trash can, yet they dare to come to our village to collect protection money. City people these days are really getting worse with each generation.
Ma Hualong stood by the guard post, holding a thermos, looking at the mess on the ground, and loudly ordered his security guards to clean up.
Zhou Bapi was scrubbing the floor tiles with a hose, his face trembling with laughter. He thought this play was much more exciting than watching a movie.
In the living room of the floating manor, the girls gathered around a holographic screen, laughing uproariously at the washed-up male star playing in the mud in the stinky ditch.
Su Xiaoxiao held a plate of sliced cantaloupe, laughing until tears streamed down her face, feeling that the anger in her heart had finally been vented.
Chu Yiyi tossed the sunflower seed shells in her hand into the small trash can on the table, looked at the terrified bodyguards on the screen, and let out a long sigh.
Lin Xian leaned back in his rocking chair, raised an eyebrow at her, and asked why she was sighing for no reason. Was she dissatisfied with the drama that had just unfolded?
Chu Yiyi pouted her rosy lips, plopped down on the edge of the sofa, rested her chin on her hands, and spoke with a hint of boredom.
Brother Xian, the animals and people on this earth are so boring, they just keep repeating the same few routines.
We've even fought alien insectoids in a holographic projection, so when I look at these Earth creatures now, I feel like something's missing.
She brushed the stray hairs behind her ear, her watery eyes fixed on Lin Xian, a whimsical glint in them.
You said we even have polar bears and penguins on our farm, could we get some real dinosaurs to see?