UGB Chapter 33 Watch fewer movies normally
Chapter 33 Watch fewer movies normally
Perhaps the best way for middle-aged women to maintain their health is through beauty treatments.
But for middle-aged men, the best health secret is: less oil, less salt, less sugar, and...
On Monday morning, no customers were served.
Looking at the empty room, Li Yi couldn't help but feel a little sentimental.
Although I'm not middle-aged yet, I've already been forced to start taking care of my health.
Just as he was feeling disappointed, he suddenly saw Wang Tao walk in, clutching her stomach with both hands and looking uncomfortable.
"Huh? Sister Wang, what's wrong?"
"It's nothing, just a bit of a stomachache."
Oh, here comes a job!
Li Yi was immediately in a good mood and blurted out a rhyme, "A stomachache isn't an illness, there's a little life inside. Congratulations, Sister Wang!"
Wang Tao rolled her eyes. "Get lost! I have menstrual cramps!"
Li Yi knew, of course, that she was having menstrual cramps, and that his earlier comment about a "little life" was just a joke.
"Okay, I was just joking. Sister Wang, there are many reasons for menstrual cramps, and some of them are quite serious. I've always refused to let you take my pulse before, but don't be stubborn this time, let me take a look."
Upon hearing this, Wang Tao's face inexplicably flushed.
Ever since she witnessed Li Yi diagnose Bai Ruxue with kidney deficiency by taking her pulse, she has refused to let him take her pulse.
However, I haven't touched anything in the drawer these past few days.
Wang Tao thought about it and felt that there shouldn't be a big problem.
In addition, she was in so much pain that it was almost unbearable, so she simply stretched out her right hand.
"Okay, then hurry up and take a look at me."
"Hehe, don't worry, I guarantee that you, Sister Wang, will say goodbye to menstrual cramps forever."
With his medical skills having improved dramatically recently, and having cured several people in succession, Li Yi has become a bit arrogant.
He laughed twice before reaching out and placing his hand on Wang Tao's wrist.
But then, in the next moment...
Li Yi's brows gradually furrowed, and his expression became increasingly serious.
Seeing that he had been taking her pulse for a long time without saying a word, Wang Tao's heart skipped a beat.
Could it be that even though I haven't done anything wrong for several days, I still couldn't hide it from them?
"Xiao Li, I...I didn't do anything, it should be okay, right?"
Wang Tao tentatively asked a question.
Unexpectedly, Li Yi shook his head and sighed, "I'm sorry, Sister Wang, your illness... I may really not be able to cure it."
What the hell?
Wang Tao was stunned.
Although he has some hobbies that he's had for many years, this little thing shouldn't be too difficult for Li Yi.
Could it be that the other party means I must quit this bad habit, otherwise I can't be cured?
Wang Tao suddenly felt as if she had been stripped naked, feeling both ashamed and embarrassed.
"Cough cough... Xiao Li, I know I was wrong. I'll just throw all those toys away later. Please help me cure my menstrual cramps."
Wait! What toy?
Li Yi was frowning as he pondered Wang Tao's condition when he heard this and was immediately taken aback.
Fortunately, he finally came to his senses in the next moment.
Li Yi looked at Wang Tao, not knowing whether to laugh or cry.
"Sister Wang, there's something wrong with your body..."
Li Yi originally planned to tell Wang Tao directly that she had a rare and strange disease that he was currently unable to cure.
But when he was about to say it, he changed his mind, "...I'll try to watch less porn in the future."
"Pah! I didn't watch any porn!"
Wang Tao blushed deeply and could only change the subject, "Are you going to treat me or not? I'm in so much pain, ouch~"
Seeing that she gasped for breath after saying only a few words, it seemed that she was indeed in a lot of pain.
Li Yi didn't have time to think about that anymore.
"Sister Wang, lie down first, I'll give you a massage."
"Hurry up, kid."
Although he couldn't cure Wang Tao's strange illness for the time being, Li Yi could at least temporarily stop her menstrual cramps.
"Sister Wang, could you lift your clothes up a little?"
Upon hearing this, Wang Tao obediently lifted her clothes, revealing her belly button. "Is this okay?"
"Okay, I'll start your massage now."
Wang Tao was slightly thinner than Bai Ruxue and Wen Rui, but also thinner than Xu Yourong, and about the same size as Xia Bingyu.
However, Xia Bingyu has been training for a long time, so she has a lot of muscle and her body feels quite hard.
Wang Tao, on the other hand, is soft.
However, Li Yi had no time to appreciate the feel of the touch.
As he massaged her, he kept thinking about Wang Tao's condition.
Most women experience menstrual cramps due to imbalances in Qi and blood, stagnation of cold and dampness, or dysfunction of the internal organs.
These symptoms can be resolved by massaging certain acupoints.
However, Wang Tao's condition was completely different.
When Li Yi took her pulse just now, he unexpectedly discovered that the vital energy of her five internal organs was depleted, although it had not yet reached the point of having no stomach, no spirit, and no root.
But those are symptoms of the five internal organs being cut off!
Moreover, Li Yi was completely unable to determine the cause of Wang Tao's terminal pulse.
Not to mention that it's not even the right medicine for the disease.
The meridians in the other person's body are like a person slowly aging.
However, this aging rate is ten times faster than that of a normal person.
If this continues, Wang Tao can only hold on for a maximum of three more years, after which her vital energy will be depleted and she will die without illness.
"Hey, Xiao Li, where are you pressing?"
As Li Yi was pondering a solution, a voice suddenly rang in his ears.
When he came to his senses, he realized that his hands, which had been resting on Wang Tao's lower abdomen, were gradually moving down and were about to touch her pants.
"Ahem, Sister Wang, I was just thinking about something, I didn't mean to."
"Hmph! If I hadn't seen you spacing out, I would have kicked you already." Wang Tao asked with a dark face, "What on earth are you thinking about, kid?"
"I was thinking... Sister Wang, when can you introduce more clients to me?"
Although we still don't know how Wang Tao's strange illness was caused, fortunately we still have three years.
If I work hard to improve my medical skills, I might be able to find a solution once my skills are upgraded again.
Therefore, Li Yi plans not to tell Wang Tao about this for the time being.
"Hmph! You little brat, while you're giving me a massage, you're still thinking about other people. You're really eating what's in your bowl while eyeing what's in the pot."
"..."
Upon hearing this, Li Yi secretly glanced at Wang Tao, feeling somewhat speechless.
I haven't even gotten to eat that piece of fatty meat in the bowl yet!
The massage ended after about ten minutes.
"Okay, Sister Wang, now stand up and walk around a bit. See if it still hurts?"
Wang Tao immediately got up from the massage bed, reached out and touched her lower abdomen, and said with a smile, "You're pretty good, kid, it really doesn't hurt anymore."
[Ding! Customer satisfaction score +1000!]
"It's good that it doesn't hurt anymore."
Li Yi smiled and nodded. "However, Sister Wang, your menstrual cramps can't be cured in just one or two sessions. Let me know in advance when your next period comes, and I'll massage you again."
"No problem, I'll definitely come find you then."
"Oh, and also, Sister Wang, remember to rest more, keep warm, drink more hot water... and watch less porn."
"..."
Wang Tao's face darkened.
Fortunately, the system doesn't deduct satisfaction points; otherwise, it would probably bankrupt Li Yi.