UGB Chapter 13 Those Years We Lived with the Big Star
Chapter 13 Those Years We Lived with the Big Star
This world is a giant geometric and arithmetic sequence; some people are in the geometric sequence, and some are in the arithmetic sequence.
Li Yi, on the other hand, was waiting for patients to come to his home.
It's been four days since I officially started working as a technician at the beauty salon.
However, so far, apart from Bai Ruxue and Xia Bingyu, no other guests have been served.
Li Yi opened the skill panel and took a look.
I gave Xia Bingyu a massage a couple of days ago and earned 3,000 satisfaction points. Afterwards, I gave Wang Tao a massage and earned another 1,000 satisfaction points.
I had a total of forty chances to win the lottery, and I got a huge pile of skill experience books.
Now, apart from his guiding skill, all of his other skills have been upgraded to LV3.
In particular, his diagnostic skills are almost at level 4.
However, these past few days, being the beginning of the month, Wang Tao has been busy collecting rent and hasn't had time to come to the shop at all.
Bai Ruxue and Xia Bingyu were both busy and hadn't come to the store.
So, three whole days have passed, and I haven't gained any experience points.
"Just waiting like this isn't a solution!"
After careful consideration, Li Yi decided to take a different approach.
Since no one is coming to my home to do massages, I'll take the initiative to treat people's illnesses myself!
By pointing out the patient's hidden ailments and offering corresponding suggestions, you might be able to gain satisfaction points and improve your skills.
"Moreover, even if you don't get any experience points, you can still practice and accumulate experience."
Upon realizing this, Li Yi immediately opened the Douyin app on his phone.
Traditional Chinese medicine diagnosis emphasizes observation, auscultation, inquiry, and palpation. It does not necessarily require face-to-face consultation and does not require any testing equipment.
So this time, he's going to do a live stream of his medical consultations—go to other people's live streams and see a doctor while watching the stream.
Li Yi opened Douyin and, as soon as he entered the live streaming page, he saw a beautiful woman in her twenties with delicate features and a slender figure singing live.
"Thank you to 'Brother Huang, who is sworn to never tolerate drugs and gambling' for the sports car. Thank you, brother~"
He immediately activated his Level 3 diagnostic skill and began to carefully observe the other party.
Three minutes later.
"Damn! This beauty filter is way too overpowered. You can't even see anything."
Even with a normal person, Li Yi could observe their physical condition by looking at their complexion, posture, and spirit.
But the beautiful woman in the live stream was using some kind of "evil magic," making it impossible for him to see anything.
Continuing to watch is a complete waste of time.
"Next."
Li Yi swiped his finger and went directly into the second live broadcast room.
"What? The streamer likes Mercedes... the G-Class, right? Of course the streamer likes it!"
The second streamer was also a woman.
Upon closer inspection, Li Yi realized it was yet another guy who had used "evil magic".
"Next one!"
One by one.
These days, I don't know if it's because the real economy isn't doing well, but foot massage parlors are all closing down.
Li Yi browsed several live streams in a row, only to find that they were all female streamers, and all of them had turned on the beauty filter.
"It seems that live-streaming medical consultations isn't working out."
Li Yi sighed, then simply left the live stream and started scrolling through short videos.
Finally, I managed to find a guy.
Moreover, unlike women, men almost never use beauty filters when filming videos.
Therefore, it is particularly easy to judge a person's physical condition from their facial features.
Li Yi quickly scrolled through dozens of short videos.
Then he frowned.
"Wait! How come everyone has the same problem?"
I just saw quite a few male compatriots, and these people are generally fine.
However, they all had dull, lackluster complexions, dark circles under their eyes, and pale lips.
This is a classic case of kidney deficiency!
Li Yi continued scrolling through some short videos and came across several more guys in similar situations.
"Damn! What's wrong with this world? Are they all people with kidney deficiency?"
Li Yi couldn't help but make a comment.
However, after thinking about the female streamer he had just seen, he felt better.
In this day and age, traffic is king, and in order to make money, many female live streamers have started to push the boundaries of acceptable behavior.
It can be said that every single profession is involved in pornography.
People are so engrossed in short videos that it's impossible for them not to suffer from kidney deficiency after a while.
"If I could come up with a top-grade prescription for tonifying the kidneys and boosting yang energy, wouldn't I become rich overnight?"
Suddenly, a way to make money popped into Li Yi's mind.
However, to develop top-quality medicinal formulas, one must first improve their formula-making skills.
Based on previous experience giving Wang Tao massage, reminding patients to pay attention to their physical condition or following medical advice may earn experience points.
So, Li Yi quickly sent a private message to all the guys he had just seen who had kidney deficiency.
"Dude, your complexion is dull and lackluster, and you have dark circles under your eyes. You have severe kidney deficiency. You could try taking some Yougui Wan or Liuwei Dihuang Wan..."
Not long after sending the private message, Li Yi began to receive replies.
"Get lost! You're the one with kidney deficiency!"
"Pah! I even booked two young women last night."
"You're selling medicine, right? Give me a ton of Liuwei Dihuang Pills..."
Damn! Having kidney deficiency is one thing, but he won't listen to advice!
After reading through all the replies, Li Yi was completely speechless.
Women use beauty filters, and men care about their image; it seems that live-streaming medical consultations is truly not a viable approach.
Although Li Yi was somewhat disappointed, there was no other way at the moment.
So he simply started watching short videos to watch pretty girls and relieve his boredom.
It must be said that modern technology has indeed benefited humanity.
You can see stunningly beautiful women that you wouldn't normally be able to see just by sitting at home and moving your fingers.
And it's free.
As Li Yi was swiping, his fingers suddenly stopped.
"Huh? This woman looks familiar!"
On the phone, a woman in her thirties, at least 170cm tall, with a curvaceous figure and big, wavy hair, is dancing freely.
It looks incredibly tempting.
"Song Yaqing?"
Li Yi opened the other person's profile and, after looking at the name noted in the notes, finally remembered.
It turns out that the mature young woman in front of you is a big star who debuted more than ten years ago.
The other party was quite famous at the time.
She can sing, dance, and play basketball.
Even now, in his thirties, he still carries two pills with him whenever he's filming short videos.
When they were in school, Li Yi had a particular fondness for Song Yaqing.
Therefore, the two even lived together for a period of time.
However, back then, my family was poor, so I slept in the bed while the other person was pressed against the wall. (...)
Later, for some unknown reason, Song Yaqing suddenly disappeared without a trace and did not appear on screen for many years.
Unexpectedly, after so many years, that beautiful young girl has transformed into a stunning young woman, her appearance drastically changed.
Having encountered his childhood sweetheart, Li Yi simply stopped and carefully examined all of Song Yaqing's works one by one.
However, as he flipped through the pages, he suddenly noticed something was amiss.
"Wait! It seems like Song Yaqing is having some health problems!"
Unfortunately, the videos sent by the other party were only a few seconds long and not very clear, so Li Yi did not dare to draw any conclusions for the time being.
After thinking it over, he realized that human life was at stake and couldn't help but send the other party a private message.
"Hello, Sister Song, I'm a practitioner of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Could you stick out your tongue and take a picture for me?"