UGB Chapter 451 Teasing the Female Reporter
Chapter 451 Teasing the Female Reporter
Yang Lina was speaking very seriously with Lu Yao.
He took me by surprise when he suddenly asked me that question.
I was being careless in my speech.
Seeing Lu Yao's teasing expression, I punched him lightly.
"What are you thinking? I meant when you're working, I'm inseparable from you. How could I possibly sleep with you..."
Lu Yao smiled and didn't dodge: "Guess what I'm thinking right now?"
"What are you thinking about?"
Yang Lina vaguely sensed that the young man wasn't going to say anything nice, but she still asked him anyway.
Lu Yao grinned, "I just remembered when we bumped into each other while I was taking a shower on New Year's Day... Your thighs are so white, and your butt is even whiter..."
"Hey hey hey... Stop talking!"
Yang Lina's face flushed, and her heart raced.
Not to mention that she knew Lu Yao, even her aunt Zhao Fang, who was over forty years old, was embarrassed for days after Lu Yao saw it.
Even after Yang Lina finished her second year of junior high, the mother and her two children still blushed when they talked about it.
I told them that both of my cousins were having trouble sleeping.
If you close your eyes, you can see a naked man jump out.
The key issue is that these two kids are both recent graduates, and they themselves feel uncomfortable being observed.
Yang Lina was indeed more composed, but the thought of being naked in front of Lu Yao made her feel embarrassed.
Lu Yao smiled and continued walking forward.
Yang Lina glared at him several times from behind, but she did so with a smile.
She wasn't angry because Lu Yao looked at her, nor because she looked at Lu Yao, but because Lu Yao spoke so casually.
Shouldn't you be savoring the memory of my beautiful figure at night?
As a cultured journalist, Yang Lina has already written about this incident in her diary.
Moreover, he wrote three pages and composed several modern poems.
As a result, Lu Yao's blunt and vulgar remark, "Your butt is whiter," completely ruined the artistic conception.
Someone followed and warned Lu Yao:
"I'm telling you, Company Commander Lu, this matter is over and you're not allowed to talk about it again. If you do, I'll really get angry."
Lu Yao thought for a moment:
"I feel suffocated."
"Even if you're feeling pent up, you're not allowed to say anything!"
Lu Yao scratched his head: "How about this, we each compromise, you let me say three more sentences, and after that I will never mention it again."
As a journalist, I'm naturally curious.
Hearing that Lu Yao insisted on saying more, even three more sentences, she became curious about what he wanted to say.
"Alright, go ahead and say it, but you're never allowed to mention it again after you're done."
"Okay. Then you mustn't be in a hurry!"
"Okay, I'm not in a hurry, go ahead and tell me. But you have to keep your word."
Lu Yao looked at Yang Lina very seriously:
"You and your aunt, your two cousins, out of the four of you, you're the fairest!"
Yang Lina almost fainted from anger:
"Can you please stop being so vulgar?"
Lu Yao turned to leave: "If you don't like it, fine. I'll just say a few words to someone else later."
Startled, Yang Lina quickly caught up with him and grabbed him, saying, "No, you have to say it now, and after you say it, you're not allowed to say it again in front of anyone."
"You told me to say this, so you're not allowed to be sarcastic or angry."
Yang Lina let out a long breath and calmed herself down:
"Tell me, I'm not in a hurry."
Then he made a smiling face.
Lu Yao then said, "Of the four of you, you have the heaviest body hair..."
"Oh dear... Stop talking, I don't want to hear it anymore."
Yang Lina never expected Lu Yao to be so frivolous, purely flirting with her, and even bringing her aunt along.
She turned around and ran a few steps away.
Lu Yao laughed and said, "The third sentence is the key, the most important. You're sure you don't want to hear it, but I can't help myself, I'll definitely tell others!"
Driven by curiosity, Yang Lina gritted her teeth and turned around.
He strode up to Lu Yao, rolled up his sleeves, and said:
"You have to tell me today! But after you've said it, if you dare mention this to anyone else again, I'll... I'll... I'll never speak to you again, and this interview will be terminated!"
She thought about it for a long time, but still couldn't figure out what Lu Yao was afraid of.
There's nothing that can threaten him.
Lu Yao nodded: "Alright, then I'll tell you."
"Speak."
Yang Lina stood with her hands on her hips, looking fierce, but she actually had no confidence at all.
If someone else had flirted with her like that, they would have become famous long ago.
But Lu Yao is different.
In Yang Lina's heart, he was a great hero, her idol. She would tease him a little in a slightly low-class way, but she didn't really take it seriously.
I was actually a little excited.
But since she was a girl, she was afraid that if she didn't act fierce, Lu Yao would think she liked being teased.
Lu Yao coughed and cleared his throat:
"The third sentence is crucial; you'd better write it down in a notebook."
"I don't remember. Hurry up and tell me, and then you'll forget about it."
"Okay, you're missing out if you don't write it down."
"Speak quickly!"
Yang Lina was really getting impatient.
Lu Yao smiled and counted on his fingers, saying:
"Let's start with your aunt. She has a spider angioma on her lower abdomen, which is not a good thing. It's varicose veins in the abdominal wall. It looks inconspicuous, but if it's not treated, the consequences will be serious. I estimate that she already has some cirrhosis of the liver."
"What?"
Yang Lina was surprised that Lu Yao would suddenly bring up such a serious topic.
I'm waiting for him to say something vulgar so I can punch him a couple of times in protest.
"Are you saying my aunt is sick?"
"You could ask her if she's been feeling weak lately, that rest doesn't help, that she has low energy, and that she has a decreased appetite, especially for oily foods?"
"Oh dear, now that you mention it, it's true! When I went to her house in the second year of junior high, she told me that she couldn't eat anything and almost threw up after eating a few pieces of meat."
"These symptoms suggest a liver problem. She should go to the hospital to get it checked out; it shouldn't be too serious. If it really gets worse, I can prescribe some medication to help regulate her liver."
"You also treat liver disease?"
Yang Lina knew that Lu Yao had some medical knowledge. After all, when they first met, she had twisted her ankle and couldn't stand up, and it was Lu Yao who cured her.
However, medicine is divided into different branches, and bone setting and internal medicine are completely different things.
Lu Yao nodded: "Not only can I, I'm quite proficient at it. And so can your shorter cousin."
"What's wrong with her?"
Yang Lina, no longer caring about being shy, quickly asked:
"You noticed something was off about her too?"
"Yes, when she squats, her spine protrudes, which I can see very clearly. She has a slight scoliosis, which may be related to her incorrect posture from studying at a desk for a long time."
"Yes, yes, my little cousin is a really good student. She used to study until late at night all the time..."
"This is easier to treat; you can just go to the orthopedics department of the hospital for rehabilitation therapy."
Yang Lina was amazed by Lu Yao's observation skills and quickly asked, "And the tall one, is she my older cousin?"
"She doesn't have any major problems. Her breasts are a little asymmetrical, which is probably due to uneven distribution of fat glands. She's past puberty, so they should be fully developed by now. To improve this, she can massage the smaller breast regularly and do some unilateral dumbbell exercises. That should help."
This wasn't considered an illness, so Yang Lina didn't pay much attention to it.
The question that slipped out was, "What about me? Do I have any problems?"
Lu Yao almost burst out laughing. Look at you, you wouldn't let me say anything just now, but now you're so eager to ask.
He pretended to ponder for a moment: "Yours is the most serious, but I dare not make a definitive judgment. If you really want to know, let me give you a full body check-up. I can treat anything, whether it's gynecological inflammation or hemorrhoids."