Reborn 73 years later, he takes his mother-in-law hunting in the mountains.

Chapter 167 Sleeping on the first kang

Lu Yao never expected her to resort to such a vicious trick.

I quickly tucked in my stomach, trying to get away.

Liu Shuangyan opened her mouth and bit his face.

Two sharp little canines, if they grew any longer they would be about the size of a little zombie.

Lu Yao quickly dodged again.

Liu Shuangyan grabbed her hand again.

This time, Lu Yao was already leaning against the wall.

I couldn't dodge it; she pinched me.

If it were anyone else, Lu Yao could easily neutralize the attack by raising his hand to pierce their eye or slapping them in the face with an elbow.

But Liu Shuangyan went all out, and I couldn't go all out against a woman.

He raised his hand but didn't strike with his elbow.

Even Liu Shuangyan didn't go all out.

They just kept asking:

"Have you given up yet?!"

This made Lu Yao laugh.

Quickly push her hand away:

"I'm not impressed by you! I've never seen a young woman grab a man's genitals like that during a fight. I was just off guard. If you were an enemy, you'd be dead three times over!"

Liu Shuangyan was also embarrassed.

I just squeezed it really firmly.

She became coy again, swaying her body as she said:

"I don't want to be caught. But I'm a woman, and I definitely can't beat you if I don't attack your weaknesses. My uncle said that women should either not fight, or if they do, they should go all out. There's also eye-gouging, ear-biting, throat-biting, headbutting noses—I haven't been able to do any of that!"

"Forget it, you might as well just bump into my nose."

Lu Yao got up and stretched.

Even though she didn't use her full strength, it was still quite uncomfortable to pinch her.

"Can I join the militia?"

Lu Yao found it strange:

"The militia members all have to go to the fields to work in the spring. Why do you, a girl, insist on joining the militia?"

Liu Shuangyan sighed and said, "This is the last wish my uncle left behind when he was dying."

He said that although he was beaten and scolded, he had no regrets for his country and hoped that the next generation would also serve the country.

"My cousin's brain was damaged by a high fever when he was young, so my uncle pinned his hopes on me."

"But I signed up to join the army and didn't go. I thought I could be a militia member too."

"I applied with Director Yang, Ge Sanwang, and I, but they just laughed at me."

"Later I gave up the idea of ​​joining the army. Otherwise, I wouldn't have been able to date your third uncle."

"Yesterday I heard from Diao Laosi that you are now the militia company commander, and I felt hopeful again."

"Even if there was hope, I wouldn't have gone to you. Since you're here tonight, why don't you just accept me?"

After hearing Liu Shuangyan's words, Lu Yao felt a deep respect for Liu Shuangyan's father, this veteran.

Despite suffering such great injustice and even losing his life, his thoughts were still on his descendants serving the country.

He sighed, "It's a pity I'm not familiar with this uncle. I met him once when I was a child. I was too young to understand back then."

He reached out and patted Liu Shuangyan on the shoulder:

"If you really want to join the militia, go to the commune militia company tomorrow. If I'm not there, find Zhang Zongshan and tell him I sent you. I'll not only take you in as a female soldier, but I'll also take in a few more to keep you company!"

I never imagined that I would admire my third uncle's partner so much in this life.

No wonder she and her third uncle couldn't get along. The Lu family even said she left because she saw that the Lu family couldn't afford a watch and had no savings.

It seems that the real issue is a clash of values.

Liu Shuangyan was overjoyed to hear that Lu Yao wanted her.

He clapped his hands with joy:

"Okay, okay!"

Stand at attention and salute:

"Good morning, Company Commander Lu! Soldier Liu Shuangyan reporting for duty!"

"Haha, let's talk about it at the commune tomorrow. We also need to find Yang Shouye to register you so we can give you work points. Female militia members might get fewer work points than male militia members, you don't mind, right?"

"No objections, no objections, but... would Director Yang accept me?"

"Yes, just say I asked you to go. He'll agree to something as small as this."

After Lu Yao finished speaking, he pushed the cart and prepared to leave.

Liu Shuangyan asked another question:

"Company Commander Lu, did I hurt you just now? I had no choice. I was afraid you wouldn't accept me."

Lu Yao smiled slightly: "It's nothing, your little bit of strength is nothing!"

I got on the bike and rode quite a distance. When I felt Liu Shuangyan couldn't see me anymore, I got off and rubbed my groin.

"Damn, this girl's got a strong grip!"

When I got home, the lights were still on.

The lights were also on at my second uncle's house.

Lu Yao hesitated for a moment.

They entered Lu Ming's courtyard.

I thought to myself that I should just make do here for the night.

I need to take the militia into the mountains to investigate tomorrow.

In addition, there are other matters that I asked Yang Shouye to handle; it would be best to take care of them all tomorrow.

If he gets arrested one day, he won't be able to follow my orders when the new leader takes over.

But when I got to the window, I heard a "slap slap" sound coming from inside.

Sigh, no need to look, the images are already in my mind.

Lu Yao turned around and walked out.

I really don't want to have anything to do with Zhang Shulan anymore.

At this moment, Lu Ming, panting, could be heard saying from inside the room:

"Huff, huff... I wonder if Tuwazi will make it tonight!"

Zhang Shulan also answered while catching her breath:

"That's right, it's already so late and he's still not here... huff huff... otherwise, you can go ask Tuwazi if he's back when you're done."

"If he's not coming, he's not coming... huff huff... why are you still thinking about him if he's not coming?"

"Who said I wanted to? If he comes in the middle of the night, it'll be such a hassle!"

"Hmph, I bet you just want to be with him. He's younger than me, isn't he?"

"Lu Ming, get down here... You fucking heartless thing to say that... Didn't you tell me and Lu Yao to leave things for you... Get down here, stop, I quit!"

"Damn it, you bitch... This isn't up to you!"

The two started fighting inside the house.

The "slap slap slap" sound was quite loud, whether it was from a slap or something else.

Lu Yao felt annoyed by what he heard.

He simply turned around and came out.

Come back home.

The door was bolted.

Upon knocking, Jiang Guizhi and Lu Xiaoqian came out to open the door together.

"Brother, you're back! That's great!"

"What's wrong? What happened?"

"Nothing happened, but my mom and I were scared and didn't dare to blow out the light."

It turned out that after Diao Laosi gave them a vivid description of roasting human flesh, the women were a little scared.

They were all very happy to hear that Lu Yao had returned.

Lu Yao entered the room and saw Ding Mei huddled under the covers, watching him.

A pair of big, fluffy, bright eyes held a hint of excitement.

"Are you coming back to stay?"

Lu Yao laughed and said, "Since you're scared, I won't wander around anymore. I'll stay with you tonight."

Lu Xiaoqian was very happy:

"Okay, brother, you can sleep between me and Sister Ding Mei."

Jiang Guizhi quickly stopped her: "Don't talk nonsense. Let your brother sleep at the end of the kang (heated brick bed), and you can sleep next to him."

Then he asked Ding Mei, "Little Mei, why don't you sleep on the kang (heated brick bed)?"

Ding Mei blushed and said, "Auntie, I'm fine sleeping anywhere."

Lu Xiaoqian pulled Ding Mei aside: "No, no, no, come sit next to me, let's chat as a trio."

Jiang Guizhi could only sigh and agree.

She thought to herself that her son had been sleeping at his second uncle's house for the past two days, and she had deliberately told the neighborhood girls that he would be sleeping at home tonight, so no one should know.

She was afraid that Ding Dahu would renege on his promise, but after hearing the story of roasted human flesh tonight, she was also afraid.

It's still better to have my son at home for support.

Lu Yao took off his clothes and crawled into bed.

There weren't enough blankets, so Lu Xiaoqian and Ding Mei shared one.

Lu Yao was afraid they would get cold, so he turned his blanket sideways and draped half of it over Lu Xiaoqian.

Then he pressed his overcoat and cotton-padded jacket under his feet to keep warm.

Lu Xiaoqian said, "Brother, you mean the people in the mountains who roast and eat human flesh..."

Jiang Guizhi, sitting on the kang (heated brick bed), shouted:

"Shut up, don't mention it! It's terrifying!"