UGB Chapter 122 Top Secret Private Kitchen
Chapter 122 Top Secret Private Kitchen
The comments paused for a full three seconds before erupting again!
Holy crap! Old Shen is always so snobbish and biased towards top students!
If we encounter a true god-like being who can deliver a devastating blow, wouldn't we immediately kneel down and worship him like a living ancestor? Hahaha!
Oh my god... Is what the news is saying true?
Is it really true that they started planning and researching this kind of century-old topic from kindergarten age?!
My kindergartener didn't even know how to wipe his nose when it was running!
"Don't even mention you guys, I was so shocked that I couldn't sleep for several days."
But little did I know that what makes a genius a genius is that kind of twisted obsession.
I initially thought he was just playing house with kids for a while...
Who knew that this madman would remain silent, like an ascetic, and stubbornly persevere through this difficult problem until today!
This kid is incredibly patient and composed. Before he fully proved himself, he kept his mouth shut like a clam, not uttering a single word!
Shen Yuxuan's tone carried a hint of genuine awe.
"And what's the scariest thing?"
When he finally solved the ultimate solution a few days ago and presented it to these international bigwigs, the entire pure mathematics community went crazy!
He remained as steady as an old dog, without the slightest fluctuation in his mentality!
Why? Because everything happened exactly as Su Hao had planned! There were no surprises whatsoever!
From the moment he picked up a crayon as a child, his brain, several dimensions above that of ordinary people, knew:
Given time, he will one day be able to smash this damn thing that has blocked humanity's path for 150 years to smithereens!
"Wow, that's awesome... But then again, Lao Shen, since you guys got to know each other so early, strictly speaking..."
Could you at least vaguely put the title "Su Hao's mentor" on your resume?
Holy crap, blind student, you've spotted the key point!
If that's the case, wouldn't Su Shen be rightfully our senior fellow disciple, a group of lousy guys?!
Damn, I feel like my pig brain has been elevated to a whole new level!
[Old Shen, confess the truth! What kind of unparalleled secret technique did you secretly teach this big shot? Share it with us!]
"Teach him? What the hell?! Do you want me to die young, or do you want me to be ridiculed to death by my academic peers?"
Shen Yuxuan cursed, but his tone was full of smugness.
"You think too highly of this old man."
Faced with such an endless array of monstrous beings, my meager skills are only fit to serve as a mere errand runner...
Go around searching for the latest original foreign language monographs and shamelessly send them to him!
Such extraordinary talent is simply beyond the reach of a mortal like me who teaches college entrance exam questions and is tainted by money!
If you really want to pat yourself on the back...
Shen Yuxuan gave a wry smile, but his eyes were extremely bright.
"On that lonely night road leading to the throne, I, Shen Yuxuan, was at best extremely lucky, barely serving as a trivial signpost at some inconspicuous corner!"
Based on the atmosphere of today's press conference, does this mean Su Shen has already secured a Fields Medal?!
Is our Xia Kingdom finally about to produce a homegrown, pure-blooded winner of the highest mathematics award?!
We've witnessed history, family members!
"Oh, my silly students!"
Shen Yuxuan sighed and rubbed his forehead, then began to explain the facts with a look of exasperation.
"Don't follow the unscrupulous media outside and spread rumors!"
Do you think the Fields Medal is like cabbage in a supermarket, something you can just give out whenever you want?
That's the Olympics of mathematics, held only once every four years!
Moreover, the quota for this year's cohort was just recently filled.
So even if his current achievements are impressive and his progress is rapid, he still has to patiently wait for the next cycle, which is a full four years from now. Do you understand?
Oh my god, I thought it was awarded annually like the "Three Good Students" award.
Why is this math prize so stingy and petty?
At least the Nobel Prize next door is more generous; they award it every year with great fanfare!
"Don't be surprised. I'm in a good mood today, so I'll share another little-known fact about the industry with you."
Shen Yuxuan snorted coldly.
"Don't think that things have ended so simply."
The rigidity, conservatism, and prejudice inherent in those old scholars in the international academic community who have been working on pure mathematics for years are more than ten times more terrifying than you can imagine!
Once Su Hao's complete, formal paper was published in a top global journal, all those usually idle, envious, and top-tier colleagues around the world...
They'll pounce on it like vicious dogs that've smelled blood, launching a brutal and inhumane attack!
These peer reviews are incredibly grueling; they won't give you a proper historical stamp of approval without at least two years of tedious, half-hearted work!
Damn, this gives me goosebumps. The waters in this high-end academic circle are just too deep and murky!
I was so scared that I wrapped myself tightly in my blanket and trembled.
[I'm outta here, I can't afford to mess with this. This miserable academic job, where you're constantly being nitpicked and scrutinized by your peers, is for whoever wants it, I'm not doing it.]
Hey upstairs, whoever's peeing yellow, wake them up!
Please have some self-awareness. Even if this circle doesn't involve us at all, with our pig-brains who can't even solve functions, we're simply no match for it!
"But!" Shen Yuxuan changed the subject, his tone arrogant.
"In any case, Su Hao has now officially joined the ranks of the world's top celebrities."
Didn't you hear what Professor Cronin added next?
"One of the greatest leaps in the history of mathematics built by humankind!"
Wow! Good heavens!
Let me tell you, back when I was at Princeton, I got to know this guy's character a little bit.
That old bastard Cronin is an extremely ruthless tyrant who cherishes his reputation above all else, and his ambitions are sky-high.
He is definitely not the kind of person who likes to flatter others to the point of ruin.
To force even a high-and-mighty academic like him to utter such effusive praise in public...
This is enough to prove, from another angle, just how utterly despairing and chilling Su Hao's sudden, god-like maneuver truly was for those old guys!
[So envious! At thirteen, he achieved legendary status in a single battle, instantly becoming a national idol in the mathematics world.]
But... I don't know why, looking at the overwhelming news reports, facing the existence of this dimension...
I couldn't feel even the slightest bit of jealousy or envy. Is this the difference between humans and gods?
[Just wondering, is Su Shen handsome?]
Once he becomes famous, will he be invited to appear on variety shows like "The Brain" to make money?
Seeing the increasingly absurd direction of the comments, Shen Yuxuan's face hardened, and he instantly adopted the authority of a top lecturer, shouting:
"Go on variety shows? Screw variety shows! Do you think everyone is as shallow as you?"
As the saying goes, geniuses have their own path, and ordinary people have their own way of life.
Alright, that concludes today's extracurricular chatter. I've bragged enough and had my fill of showing off.
Now, everyone in the live stream, get your minds back on track, open the worksheet for Lecture 5, and focus on listening to the lecture and doing the exercises!
Shen Yuxuan, with an irrepressible smile on his lips, turned around and casually picked up a piece of white chalk, writing a formula heavily on the blackboard.
however.
The gears of fate always turn in an extremely absurd way.
Today's live stream, which he turned into something resembling a pyramid scheme brainwashing session and even a crazy product-selling stunt, certainly gave Shen Yuxuan a great time...
But just when it was going viral online, it unfortunately...
In the real world, it triggered a serious side effect that even he, a seasoned veteran, had not anticipated, and which made him tremble with fear every day he went to work afterward!
It happened very early the next morning.
Shen Yuxuan is a renowned tutor specializing in college entrance examination mathematics.
When he arrived at his training institution in the city center, yawning, he was horrified to find:
Outside the pitiful glass door of their own institution, a huge crowd of elementary school parents, their eyes gleaming with lust and almost in a frenzy, had completely surrounded them, making it impossible to move!
The moment these frantic parents saw Shen Yuxuan appear, they swarmed around him like he was a lifeline.
They were frantically tearing at Shen Yuxuan's plaid shirt, each waving bank cards and their children's certificates of merit, their eyes bloodshot, their faces contorted with fanaticism as they desperately pleaded with him.
"Teacher Shen! You're a genius! My child has been praised for being smart by all my relatives since he was little!"
"Could you perhaps put in a little effort and train him to be the next Su Hao?"
Amidst the rising and falling clamor, several coal mine owners driving luxury cars even pulled out wads of gleaming banknotes from their bags, slammed them on the ground, and demanded with bloodshot eyes:
No matter how much money it costs, we must get this "national treasure-level tutor" to immediately give our brat, who can't even recite the multiplication tables, that kind of top-secret tutoring that's said to be able to win the Fields Medal!
The elderly men and women next to them were also incredibly aggressive, as if they would cause a scene if they didn't agree!