UGB Chapter 137 My Father's Father is Called Grandpa
Chapter 137 My Father's Father is Called Grandpa
Chapter 137 My Father's Father is Called Grandpa
Jiang Feng transformed into a scorpion demon in order to trick the snake demon out of the jade ruyi.
This Golden Snake Demon isn't particularly powerful; the reason she's so difficult to deal with is entirely due to the magic weapon she possesses. Without the Jade Ruyi, she might not even be able to defeat Sha Wujing.
But judging from the snake spirit's expression, does she want to do what he wants? That would be pointless, after all, Sui Sanzang is a disciple of Buddha, a holy monk of his generation—that comes at a different price.
Jiang Feng looked at the food and wine in front of him, his mind racing. He said earnestly, "Madam, I have to go to Blackwater Pool to retrieve the Immortal Cauldron tomorrow. If I overexert myself and end up with a sore back and weak knees, it would be troublesome if I sprained my back."
The snake spirit smiled, her eyes narrowing, and said understandingly, "Your Majesty is right. Then let's just have some food and wine."
As he spoke, he placed a roasted lamb leg on his plate.
Jiang Feng breathed a slight sigh of relief and picked up the lamb leg to gnaw on it heartily.
The snake spirit laughed and said, "Your Majesty, I think this leg of lamb isn't cooked enough yet. Should we have them take it away and roast it some more?"
Jiang Feng said, "No need, let's leave it at that."
"Eat slowly, have a drink to help you relax."
The snake spirit seemed afraid he would choke, so she grabbed the wine pot and filled a cup for him.
Jiang Feng took the wine glass and looked at the snake spirit with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong with you today, Madam? Why are you being so enthusiastic towards me?"
The snake spirit leaned against Jiang Feng, took his hand, and brought the wine cup to her lips: "Your Majesty, you've been monitoring Bai Suzhen all day, you must be exhausted. I must take good care of you~"
Jiang Feng laughed and crushed the cup with a snap, then stepped aside.
At this moment, the snake spirit's enthusiasm vanished instantly. Holding the jade scepter, she said coldly, "You must be Sixth Brother. What have you done to my king!"
"You guessed wrong!"
Jiang Feng transformed back into his true form, his gaze sweeping over the snake demon before him. He asked with great curiosity, "How did you know I was fake?"
The snake spirit sneered, "Is there any stupid woman in the world who can't tell her husband's true nature? I've been with the King for over ten thousand years. I know exactly what kind of shit he's going to take the moment he bends over. Do you think you can fool me?"
Jiang Feng angrily retorted, "Shut up! How do you put Princess Iron Fan like that!"
The snake demon was taken aback: "What does this have to do with Princess Iron Fan?"
While she was distracted, Jiang Feng transformed into a gust of wind and rushed out of the cave.
"Minions, stop him! Rescue the King!"
The snake spirit immediately shouted and chased Jiang Feng to the outside of the cave.
Then five figures appeared in response: a centipede, a venomous snake, a scorpion, a gecko, and a toad—the five leaders of the Snake and Scorpion Cave!
After the snake demon stopped, seeing that the five commanders had blocked Jiang Feng's retreat, she glared fiercely and said, "Capture him first, then interrogate him about the king's whereabouts!"
Jiang Feng raised his hand and said, "Wait a minute, I have something else to say!"
The snake demon sneered, "Now you know to beg for mercy? You dared to impersonate the king and deceive me; this time I won't let you off!"
Jiang Feng said with a dissatisfied look, "It's going too far to beg for mercy. I'm a wise man who knows when to yield, and I want to join you."
"If you want to capture the Calabash Brothers, you don't actually need to fight. I have a plan that will allow you to subdue all the Calabash Brothers without shedding a drop of blood and make them work for you!"
The snake spirit immediately became interested: "Tell me first. If you can really do it, then I might as well take you in as the third leader of our Snake and Scorpion Cave!"
Jiang Feng said, "Didn't the Calabash Brothers call an old man 'Grandpa'? I know that the Scorpion Demon's father died early, and the old man also didn't have a son."
You could have the Scorpion Demon become that old man's godfather and take care of him in his old age. That way, the Calabash Brothers would become your godson, wouldn't they?
I call this plan—"My father's father is called Grandpa!"
Snake Demon: "————"
After a moment of stunned silence, she roared furiously, her face contorted with rage: "You're deliberately playing me, aren't you? Five commanders, seize this mad monk!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the five commanders did not obey her orders. Instead, they stood behind Jiang Feng and looked at the snake spirit with strange smiles.
The snake spirit was startled, a bad premonition rising in her heart: "You—you've betrayed us?"
Jiang Feng smiled slightly and waved his hand to dispel the illusion he had set up beforehand.
The five Calabash Brothers stood neatly behind him, staring at the Snake Demon with hostile eyes, instantly sending chills down her spine.
"Calabash Brothers! I should have known better. You have the ability to capture the Great King; those little demons in the cave are no match for you—"
The snake spirit gritted her teeth, taking out a jade ruyi: "Ruyi, ruyi, grant my wish, quickly show your power!"
After reciting the incantation, he blew out a gust of wind, and a cold wind arrived instantly. The fourth brother opened his mouth and spat out a flame, which neutralized the cold wind.
The next instant, the snake spirit activated the jade scepter, and a crack instantly appeared in the ground beneath everyone's feet.
Jiang Feng was prepared and used his Peng Transformation Technique to lift the five Calabash Brothers into the air.
The third brother, with his iron head and steely mind, didn't consider anything else and took the initiative to attack, flying up with all his might to crash into the snake demon.
The snake was terrified, and the jade scepter used hypnosis on the three children.
Jiang Feng chanted the Heart-Cleansing Mantra, instantly negating the effects of the hypnosis. The unhypnotized Third Brother slammed his head into the Snake Demon's chest, causing the Snake Demon to immediately spit out a mouthful of blood and be slammed against the mountain wall behind her.
After a loud crash, the snake spirit's body was buried under the rubble.
After a moment, amidst a cloud of dust, the snake spirit, covered in blood, crawled out of the rocks and stood before the crowd again, holding a banana leaf fan.
She glared at Jiang Feng and the Calabash Brothers with hatred in her eyes and sneered, "Don't think that just because you've cracked my Jade Ruyi, I can't do anything to you."
"Seventh Brother's fan is still in my hand, you can all die!"
Having said that, she vigorously waved the fan in her hand, once, twice, three times—
After a long while, the snake spirit looked at the motionless crowd and became confused.
"This shouldn't be happening. This fan is clearly very powerful. This shouldn't be happening—"
Jiang Feng said with a sympathetic look, "Maybe this is what happens when you insult Princess Iron Fan. Don't you know that the Banana Leaf Fan is Princess Iron Fan's magic weapon?"
The snake spirit, completely bewildered, asked, "Isn't the Banana Leaf Fan the Seventh Brother's magic weapon?"
At this moment, Bai Suzhen, who was standing at the entrance of the Snake Cave to prevent the Golden Snake Demon from escaping back to the cave, also showed a sympathetic expression: "Don't you even think about who told you this information?"
The snake demon suddenly realized what was happening, then roared furiously, "Even this information is fake! Is there not a single word of truth in your mouths?"
Jiang Feng said with dissatisfaction, "Of course there are, for example, Bai Suzhen is truly a genuine white snake!"
Golden Snake Demon: "————"
I'm not blind, do you think I can't see it myself!
While she was in a state of utter confusion, Jiang Feng adopted a compassionate, Buddhist-like expression: "You and the Scorpion Demon were a loving couple. I cannot bear to see you separated by death, so I will take pity on you and send you to reunite with the Scorpion Demon."
As soon as he finished speaking, Jiang Feng pulled out his Barrett rifle and shot the snake demon in the head, then casually sent her soul to Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.
Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, who was eavesdropping on gossip, was startled by the sudden appearance of the snake spirit. He quickly recovered, slapped the snake spirit hard, and said indignantly, "Is this ever going to end? Do you know how hard it is for me to eavesdrop on gossip?!"
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