UGB Chapter 68 Extra Story 1: The Daily Life of the Death Spirit Ship
Chapter 68 Extra Story 1: The Daily Life of the Death Spirit Ship
Daily [-]: Fish
After the upper and lower realms could not move freely, Dao Guizhou discovered a very serious problem.
Although they don't need to eat, they can't satisfy their appetite.
Daoguizhou salted fish lay in bed for three months, and after watching the letter No.60 handed over by Xia You through Tianzhu six times praising the delicious grilled fish in a newly opened restaurant in Chuzhou, he finally couldn’t sit still .
"Ah, great Creator! Please come forward and fulfill the wishes of your humble believers!"
The Creator, who was manually peeling various bamboo cups for him, turned his head and glanced at him slumped on the recliner: "Tell me, what do I, the only believer, want?"
The only believer: "I want to eat grilled fish."
Cen Qiu raised his eyebrows: "Little uncle, the only living creatures in the entire Upper Realm are us two."
Qiu Xue is a sword spirit, not yet a "living creature".
Of course Dao Guizhou knew this, but he still said: "I want to eat grilled fish."
Cen Qiu turned his wrist and used a carving knife to carve patterns on the bamboo cup: "I'll carve one for you."
Dao Guizhou: "? Hello!"
Is this really drawing cakes to satisfy your hunger? !
Cen Qiu always likes to tease him and stare at him, because he likes to see him showing such vivid and undisguised emotions: "I'll think of a way."
That's what he said, Dao Guizhou didn't take it too seriously.
Ordinary people can't survive in the upper world, let alone a fish.
If there is not enough spiritual power in the body, the current upper realm... is a place covered with dust, and people who lack spiritual power will be a ball of fire when they come up.
The world is afraid that it will once again fall into a crisis of destruction.
However, when Dao Guizhou woke up from the pain the next day, Cen Qiu pulled him to the side of the pool.
Dao Guizhou looked down at the small blue and red fish swimming happily in the pool, and slowly put out a question mark: "?"
"It's pretty," he said.
The fish is quite beautiful.
It's a bit like the fairy fish in fairy tales, but it's invisible to ordinary people anyway.
I'm afraid it's the only one in the world.
Because this thing was fabricated by Cen Chou with his own spiritual power and devil energy.
"Like it?"
"Quite like."
Dao Guizhou paused: "But this thing can only be kept as a pet, right?"
He thought for a while: "Why don't we just call it Xiaoqiu?"
The Creator who had been called Qiuqiu snorted lightly, looked down at Daoguizhou who was squatting by the pool: "Say it again?"
Dao Guizhou: "...you don't want to admit my pet name for you, what are you fussing about here?"
He clasped his hands together and bowed to Bai Cenchou: "Great Creator, please satisfy the humble wish of your only believer."
Cen Chou bent down and grabbed his hand, pulling him up: "Well, yes."
The smile in his eyes was somewhat unclear: "Then, can my only believer satisfy my wish?"
When Dao Guizhou met his gaze, he knew that his mind was full of some terrible yellow waste.
He smiled slightly: "How can a god make a wish to a believer?"
He nimbly withdrew from his arms, apparently rejecting Cen Chou, but still said to the little fish in the pond: "Little Qiuqiu, don't learn from your father when you grow up."
His ears were slightly red: "I want to learn from your other father, me. Honesty!"
Cen Qiu looked at him with bright eyes: "Little uncle, it probably won't grow up."
Dao Guizhou has never tried to use spiritual power to create any living things, he thought that the little ball could grow up by absorbing the spiritual power of heaven and earth: "Is that so?"
He hesitated for a moment: "Then...can I bake it and eat it?"
Cen Qiu nodded: "You can try it, but I don't know if it will taste like normal fish."
Just now is the little ball of their children: "?"
But in the end the two devils let him go.
Because Qiu Xue has done some online science popularization, eating Xiaoqiuqiu is equivalent to eating her.
One of them is a sword spirit and the other is a shape spirit, so they are the same to some extent.
Dao Guizhou expressed great regret for this.
Daily [-]: Cooking
After the Tianzhu was repaired and the world once again had the Creator, the aura and spiritual power of the upper realm became saturated to a certain extent.
The bamboo forest transformed by Daoguizhou is no longer so illusory, they have absorbed spiritual power and become "spiritual bamboos", and more importantly, Daoguizhou was pleasantly surprised to find long bamboo shoots.
What does this mean?
This means they have ingredients.
Dao Guizhou excitedly pulled Cen Qiu to dig out the bamboo shoots: "This is the bamboo shoot. The bamboo shoot must be better than those vulgar things in the lower realm. Later, you will write an [-]-word food testimonial for me and pass it through Tianzhu Summer tour there."
Cen Qiu: "Uncle, do you want to bake it?"
Dao Guizhou: "Otherwise? Wouldn't it be a waste to eat such delicious food without roasting it?!"
Cen Qiu looked at the crystal-clear bamboo shoots in his hand, and let out a "huh".
It was probably because Daoguizhou hadn't tasted food for a long time, and he was more active than anyone else in roasting bamboo shoots.
But in fact, they didn't have anything to prepare. They peeled the bamboo shoots and found something to pass through them, and they could roast them with a palm flame.
However, this thing is many times more difficult than Dao Guizhou imagined.
After burning several bamboo shoots to ashes, Dao Guizhou finally managed to control the temperature of the fire and roasted the first bamboo shoot.
Although the appearance is a bit out of focus, but the fragrance is there.
So Dao Guizhou couldn't wait to take a bite, and then...
He stopped chewing and imitated Cen Chou and said "huh".
He set his sights on Cen Qiu who was helping him hand-carve animal ornaments out of bamboo.
Dao Guizhou passed the bamboo shoots in his hand very calmly and calmly: "It seems that the taste of salt is missing."
Cen Qiu glanced at him, seemingly helpless, but still lowered his head and bit his hand.
His expression was calmer than Dao Guizhou's, and what he said seemed to be true: "Well, it's a little less."
Dao Guizhou stared at Cen Chou for a long time, and Cen Chou raised a bamboo carving in his hand without changing his face: "What kind of cat do you want?"
Dao Guizhou was a little uncertain: "...a beckoning cat?"
Cen Qiu nodded and continued carving.
Dao Guizhou saw that there was no abnormal expression on his face, so the letter he sent that night mentioned that salt was needed to roast bamboo shoots.
On the second day, Xia You silently delivered a packet of salt.
So Dao Guizhou tried again: "Well, it seems that the spicy taste is missing."
He handed it to Cen Chou again. Cen Chou bit his head and nodded without changing his face.
Then the next day Xiayou sent chili powder up again.
after that……
Xia You brought him almost all the seasonings.
Dao Guizhou took another bite, he passed it to Cen Chou after a moment of silence, and said sincerely, "I think it's quite delicious."
Cen Qiu bit his mouth without raising his eyelids, and finally did not echo Dao Guizhou this time: "Little Martial Uncle."
He imitated Dao Guizhou's tone and said: "It's very pretty when it grows there, don't harm it."
Dao Guizhou: "?"
He looked at Cen Chou in disbelief: "So love will disappear, right?"
Cen Qiu: "I have loved you for more than half a month on this, if you continue to love you, you will probably lose your only creator."
Dao Guizhou: "..."
He stared blankly at the bamboo shoots in his hand, which looked terrible and tasted even worse.
Ok.
Spare his creator for once.
Cen Chou saw that he was a little annoyed and burned the bamboo shoots in his hand to ashes and threw them to Xiao Qiuqiu, so he tilted his head and kissed his lips: "I will try next time."
Dao Guizhou's eyes lit up, and he had extremely high expectations for his genius.
You ask later?
Later, they never went to dig bamboo shoots again.
Daily [-]: Storybook
Xia You saw in the letter that Dao Guizhou said that the upper realm was nothing but bamboo, and felt that the upper realm was really boring.
In order to alleviate the boring daily life of her good sister (?), Xia You decisively went to wholesale a sack of story books.
Yue Chongdan felt very troubled by this: "...you don't have to be like this."
Xia You stuffed Daogui Zhou with a small picture book with paint on his head: "Why not? He is so boring, I don't think his nephew is interesting, he doesn't seem to talk much."
Yue Chong single-heartedly said that there are as many ways as possible for husbands and wives to relieve their loneliness.
But he didn't stop Xia You, he just persuaded him: "For the sake of that lord, please collect the pictures of your beautiful men coming out of the bath."
"I don't!" Xia You glared at him: "This is my treasure! I want to share it with him!"
Yue Chongdan helplessly lit a candle for Daoguizhou in his heart.
When Dao Guizhou received the sack of pictures in the script, he was shocked.
He released Qiu Xue to tidy up with him, and asked Cen Chou, who had nothing to do to carve him all day, to make a bookshelf for him.
then……
Qiu Xue looked down at the picture in her hand and coughed softly.
Dao Guizhou looked at her, and she also looked at him.
Two seconds later, Dao Guizhou teleported to her side.
He looked down at the picture of a beautiful boy getting out of the bath in her hand: "...Oh, that's it."
His cub's figure can hang this person up and beat him, right? !
Qiu Xue: "Master, the point is this."
She moved her wrist, and Dao Guizhou saw the picture on the other side.
Dao Guizhou: "..."
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On it are two men.
Posture...
Unheard and unseen.
Dao Guizhou said solemnly: "You put it away first, and I will come to you to think about it later."
Just as Qiu Xue wanted to ask him how she kept her sword spirit, she heard Cen Chou's soft and smiling voice behind him: "What do you want to keep, little uncle?"
Dao Guizhou's eyelids twitched, and he saw his accomplice disappeared beside him without hesitation and returned to the sword.
Dao Guizhou: "?"
So love really disappears, right? !
Cen Qiu bent down to pick up the scriptbook that Qiu Xue had left behind, glanced casually, and tilted his head to look at Dao Guizhou: "Is it good?"
Dao Guizhou threw himself into his arms without thinking, "Not as good looking as you."
He just moved his arm, and Cen Chou raised the notebook in his hand: "Want to recover the evidence?"
He smiled lowly: "Come and try."
Dao Guizhou looked at Cen Chou, who was half a head taller than him: "Do you want to try sleeping on the floor?"
Cen Qiu didn't answer, just raised his eyes and casually glanced at the picture above, this time he also saw the scenery on the other side.
Daoguizhou felt it was over.
Because he saw that the person hugging him raised his eyebrows, the corners of his mouth were drawn beautifully, and he looked at him with eyes full of interest: "Young master, do you want to try?"
Daoguizhou: ...
Try your head!
Prostitution in the daytime!
Dao Guizhou angrily wanted to withdraw from Cen Chou's arms, but Cen Chou led him around, and he was pushed against the desk beside him.
There were also letter papers that he didn't bother to clean up randomly on it, and he didn't dare to move them at all.
Because the desk was in a mess, if he moved it casually, the ink would probably be spilled all over the floor.
Cen Qiu lowered his head and pressed his lips against his. When there was no deep kiss, his thin lips were always cold, which didn't match his body temperature at all: "Huh?"
Dao Guizhou met the look in his eyes, his heart almost exploded: "...get up."
He wanted to say something, but Cen Qiu kissed her directly.
Like a ball of flame burning in the most violent way, Daoguizhou was coaxed by him to think something in a daze, and then...
With a hoarse voice, Dao Guizhou was pressed on the bamboo floor, the gaps left red marks on his arms and knees, and he begged the person behind him in a trance.
But in exchange for a more violent and exciting sense of existence.
The author has something to say: I’m not sure if you like to watch this kind of daily life, so I only wrote three episodes, tomorrow and the day after tomorrow I’ll release the episodes of Joyful CP (Yuqing Yueqing) and Yuexia Revisit CP (Xiayou, Yue Chongdan) , I will try to be as brief as possible and finish it for you in two days.If you still want to see the daily life of Zhou Zhou and Zai Zai, I will finish writing these two pairs and add a few more daily _(:з」∠)_
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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!