UGB Chapter 90 What Do You Think After Drinking?
Chapter 90 What Do You Think After Drinking?
The night in the town is always not lonely, the bustling streets are full of pedestrians and vendors.The cool breeze at night still has a hint of wine fragrance, lingering in this exquisite carved window.Xiao Shiming was squinting his eyes slightly, rubbing his chin, and looking playfully at the two similar but different faces opposite him.
It's the same face, but why are there so many different expressions?One is so gentle and elegant, with a natural nobility in his gestures, and the other... Xiao Shiming squinted, his handsome and flamboyant eyebrows are really soul-devouring.
Mr. Transparent poked his chopsticks and couldn't help but think of Jiang Feng's description in the opening chapter of Peerless Shuangjiao. There is absolutely no one with eyes in the world who doesn't want to see Jiang Feng's peerless demeanor, just because everyone knows that there is absolutely no girl in the world who can Resist Jiang Feng's slight smile, but Jiang Feng's smile can break the girl's heart.
Mr. Transparent looked at the two brothers again, and couldn't help feeling, Nima, genetics are good!They're all so handsome, why let them live like dicks? !No wonder the heavens have made your two lives mixed up!hey-hey!
Mr. Transparent couldn't help but smirk twice, Comrade Baobao is no longer surprised.On the other hand, Xiao Yu'er raised her starry eyes slightly, sipped her wine and asked with concern: "Uncle Xiao, what's the matter with you?"
Xiao Shiming's ambiguous eyes lingered between Hua Wuque who was silently looking at Xiao Yu'er with a smile on his face, his eyes were petting, right? !His eyesight is comparable to that of a pilot, with a standard of 5.3, absolutely no dizziness!
From the looks of it, everything went well with the mission!Mr. Transparent is in a great mood!What's more, the long-lost sweetheart is sitting next door, and it will be sooner or later to overwhelm the plan!He grabbed the jug, took the bowl on the side and filled a glass, and shouted boldly: "It's nothing, Xiao Yu'er, come on, let's drink!"
Xiao Yu'er also hastily discarded the gentle wine glass and drank directly from the bowl.Using such a petty wine glass is the style of Yihua Palace, but using a bowl to do it directly is the style of Evilman Valley!Naturally, the well-mannered son Hua Wuque can't dissuade the eccentric little ruffian Xiao Yuer.I can only drink like a little fish pouring water.As for the person next door to Xiao Shiming, I hope that Mr. Transparent is drunk, so why should he go!
So Xiao Yu'er and Xiao Yuming played Jiuquan together in a dignified way, having a great time.They also yelled that tonight, the two of them who claim to be drunk for a thousand cups will fight for honor, and let's see who is the real one who is not drunk for a thousand cups!
Come, come, don't miss it!Drinking Competition!Who is the real wine king!
Xiao Shiming stepped on the stool, picked up a jar of high-quality daughter Hong, sniffed it lightly, and took another big gulp.Blinking his mouth, he said: "Well, although I don't know how many grades are worse than Moutai, it is still not satisfactory. Brother Xiaoyu, let's not get drunk tonight, cheers!"
Xiao Yu'er was not to be outdone, Xiao Yu'er was going to pretend to be gentle and drink with a bigger bowl, Xiao Yu'er had already picked up the jar and started to drink booze, Hua Wuque frowned frequently, but his eyes were still With a doting smile.All of this is captured in the eyes of the white-clothed young man sitting next to Xiao Shiming, a pair of eagle eyes gleamed with understanding, which is meaningful, and it seems that the time is really ripe...
There was an untethered wild horse next to him drinking with its belly open, Hua Wuque felt sympathetic to the young master opposite, the polite and thoughtful Hua Wuque took the lead to toast, smiled, and said warmly: "A glass of thin wine is not a respect for Hua Wuque. "
Xiao Baobao smiled meaningfully, raised his wine glass, saluted, and said in a cool voice: "It is a great blessing in life to be able to drink with the dude under the Yihua Palace's door. Xiao He, it is Xiao He over here." Ming's boyfriend."
"Boyfriend?!" Please forgive the simple, upright and ignorant playboy, his world view does not have these three words!
"To be precise, I am his husband, or fiance." Xiao Baobao showed a meaningful smile when he said this.As soon as this remark came out, it was like a thunderbolt, and five thunderbolts hit the heads of the two people on the table.
No...fiance? !
Fiance peat!The one who is the least calm is Xiao Shiming, Nima, the plot is unreliable!This is not the plot he wants!Xiao Shiming hastily put down the wine jar and stepped on the stool, thinking he was very domineering, trying to touch Xiao Baobao's neck with his cool and handsome domineering, but was told that he had failed... he coughed twice to save him in discouragement In order to save face, he said seriously: "Don't listen to his nonsense!"
At this moment, Hua Wuque's empty mind finally recovered a bit, and he knew that the little brother was joking.Obviously he was relieved too early!The thinking of ancient people is difficult to understand modern heavy tastes, let alone ancient good students PK modern punks... Complete defeat without pressure!
"Actually, I'm his husband, and he's my wife! Wife!" Xiao Shiming jumped up and down!
Daughter-in-law... Daughter-in-law? ! Ah! ! !
Hua Wuque's mind was completely stunned... On the contrary, Xiao Yu'er lived in the Valley of the Wicked since she was a child, and she has never seen anything strange, isn't it just a broken sleeve!This pair is much more eye-catching than the beautiful models he has seen in the facade of the Valley of the Evil before!
"So, the relationship between the two of you is..." Xiao Yu'er asked knowingly, his eyes glanced at Hua Wuque who was in a daze.
"Lover, we are lovers." Baby Xiao said first.Xiao Shiming nodded affirmatively and confirmed again: "That's right, it's a lover!"
Love... lover? ! =mouth=! ! !
The three views of Mr. Hua who have lived for more than ten years have been completely overturned!Men and men can also... Hua Wuque secretly glanced at Xiao Yu'er, who happened to be looking at him with smiling eyes.Hua Wuque's heart trembled, and he quickly looked away, feeling that his blood was surging and he was a little hot.Hua Wuque hurriedly and quietly executed the Mingyu Jue's mental method to concentrate and calm down.The moment Hua Wuque looked away, he naturally didn't see the slight disappointment in Xiao Yu'er's eyes, and then pouted and looked at the scenery outside the window.The scenery here is unique!
Xiao Shiming sweated for Xiao Yu'er in his heart.Poor little fish, you have a basket of Chinese paper on the façade of the Valley of the Evil, and you have seen a lot of sensual beauty. You have a high ability to accept and adapt. It's a pity that Renhua Engong's Yihua Palace is so beautiful and gentle, with small bridges and flowing water. You can tell it's the Holy Land of Lily at first sight, I've only seen sisters love each other, even BG was invited to Yue Lianxing, the pair of ultimate BOSS Lily killed him, to break the bend, the revolution has not yet succeeded, Comrade Xiaoyu still needs to work hard!
But no matter what, the conversation between Xiao Shiming and Xiao Baobao was like a stone stirring up thousands of waves, disturbing the spring water of the two of them.Xiao Yu'er has a thick skin and doesn't mind adding two more layers, but it's a pity that Hua Wu Que's skin is thin, so it's always embarrassing.But unfortunately, the two on the opposite side are still flirting in front of you non-stop!
"Baby, who do you think is the husband?! Are you doing this right to me?! Don't you feel unconscionable?! Feel your conscience and tell me, who is the husband!" This position is absolutely irresistible!snort!According to the experience feedback of colleagues, once a shou becomes a shou for life, damn, it will be difficult to turn over in this life!He, Xiao Shiming, is absolutely forced not to do this! say no! ! !
Xiao Baobao calmly picked up a peanut and said with a smile: "Whatever you say is what you say, it doesn't matter if you are on top."
Usually the ones who are quick-spoken, the actual operation ability is generally not very good, the same reason can be proved, generally the one who howls the most is the attack, and the attack is usually the one who suffers!The more magnanimous the small attack, the higher the black-bellied index, which is called concealment, the appearance is not real, and the real person does not reveal the appearance, clamoring for the little acceptors above, don't forget, there is a person in this world This posture is called riding... ╮(╯▽╰)╭
In short, Xiao Baobao said a few words, Comrade Xiao Shiming was overjoyed, extremely happy, and quickly laughed, pretending to be coy and shy, but actually shameless, pouted and said happily: "Then I don't care about my husband! Dear , give me a kiss to make up for your husband's hurt heart, and give him some positive energy!"
Xiao Baobao was also unreserved, so he kissed directly in front of Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque, this time it was not a quick touch, but a little bit of lingering, prying open the white teeth, and dancing with snakes , lingering, the sound of tsk tsk water, with an obscene and shy breath, Hua Wuque was dumbfounded, dumbfounded, and blushed...
Hua Wuque, who was more conservative in thinking, naturally couldn't take it any longer, so he just sat down and tasted the wine slowly.So he still didn't catch a glimpse of Xiao Yu'er's complicated expression beside him.Seeing Hua Wuque was dispirited, Xiao Yu'er also felt that he was boring himself, so he continued to drink.As the saying goes, the mantis catches the cicada, and the oriole follows.Behind Hua Wuque is Xiao Yu'er's following eyes, and behind Xiao Yuer's Hua Wuque is Xiao Dianming's smile and Xiao Baobao's narrow eyes.
As the so-called drunken sex is a cute thing, once there is dog blood, can it be called dog blood without drunken sex? !In this case, naturally, the shopkeeper needs to act as a matchmaker to lead the red line.Can you have three spare rooms at this time? !If there is, it is not fate!
Naturally, the shopkeeper told the two drunken-eyed people that there were only two guest rooms left. The two guest officials asked for one, and there was only one left...
Xiao Yuer subconsciously looked at Hua Wuque.Hua Wuque stared at Xiao Yu'er in a daze, unable to react for a long while.Xiao Yu'er leaned on Hua Wuque like a lazy bone, pointed to the room, and whispered magnetically and charmingly: "A room?"
Hua Wuque felt that not only was the fire burning in her stomach, but also the fire was burning in her heart, which was out of control!The face in front of me is so handsome, I really want to pinch it...to touch the scar from the corner of the eye to the corner of the mouth...
Xiao Yu'er looked at Hua Wuqian and didn't answer, and then started to cry, make trouble, and hang himself three times, acting, his eyes turned red after two times, and he asked choked up, "Is it not possible?"
Hua Wuque couldn't bear others begging for mercy, let alone Xiao Yuer showing weakness in front of him, her whole heart softened into a clear spring, heated by the fire in her heart, and continued to heat up, it almost became a hot spring.While thinking about it, he quickly shook his head, caught Xiao Yuer's disappointed and pitiful eyes out of the corner of his eye, and nodded quickly: "Yes."
Xiao Yu'er felt relieved and boldly put away his bones and collapsed on Hua Wuque's body.Hua Wuque, an honest boy, allowed Xiao Yuer to control his temper, obediently carried the man on his back, and the two of them pushed each other into the room just like that.
As soon as Xiao Yu'er entered the room, he became restless and began to pick off his clothes.After stripping to the point that only the underwear was left, he was not polite, staggered and rolled on the bed, lying on his stomach.Under such circumstances, Xiao and his son, who would definitely listen to the corner, have long since hid outside for all kinds of spicy comments, and the words are not shocking and endless!
Hey, Xiao Yu'er, you have the attitude of voluntarily dedicating yourself to be slaughtered by the king, baby, you have to learn a little bit, you know? !Mr. Transparent would not say that he has fantasized about this scene happening to him for a long time!make a fist!
→→Xiaomianer, you only need to have three points of self-consciousness in Xiaoyuer.It's okay to yell about counterattacks, and don't weigh yourself and say... Spread your hands... The so-called offense and acceptance speak with facts!
Hua Wuque was really stunned by Xiao Yu'er's actions, and he was stunned for a moment before returning to his senses.Master taught me the lesson, drunkenness misleads people!Hua Wuque's head was always aching, and after she managed to sort out her thoughts, she smiled lightly and thought to herself: This little Yu'er is really an interesting person, he doesn't care about trivial matters, if I care about things like this, it will seem petty. A man's heart measures a gentleman's belly, but he has no measure.
After a sudden enlightenment, Hua Wuque lay down on the bed wearing only her coat and only her coat.Helpless, Xiao Yu'er's sleeping position is too informal.Hua Wuque couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and she laughed softly and called out: "Little Yu'er, move over."
Xiao Yu'er groaned and chirped twice, and it took him a long time to move away a little, but there was a beautiful spring in the lingering, which made Hua Wuque's throat feel hot, and he hurried to help Xiaoyu in a panic Tie the collar.It's okay to ignore this, but if you ignore it, it's inevitable that the gun will go off!When Hua Wuque touched Xiao Yuer's slightly warm skin, a wonderful feeling spread all over her body from the bottom of her heart, and she felt like she was floating in the air.In a daze, Hua Wuque quickly withdrew his hand, his face blushing.
On the contrary, the drowsy little fish opened his eyes and asked, "Why aren't you sleeping? Could it be that you dislike me and think that I'm not good enough for you to be the successor of Yihua Palace?" ?”
Hua Wuque quickly shook his head and vetoed: "No, Xiao Yuer, don't get me wrong, I really don't mean that!"
"Then what are you doing all the time? What are you guys doing, you're not a girl, why are you so shy? Could it be that you, like that iron girl, can't pretend to be a man?!" Xiao Yu'er said impatiently curled his lips.People in the world are poor and pay attention to suffering!
"Iron Girl?! Iron Girl has ever disguised herself as a man?!" Hua Wuque was a little surprised at the moment.He still remembered hearing from Tie Xinlan that Xiao Yu'er rescued her when she was in danger, but now it seems that the two of them are still living together in the same room.Hua Wuque couldn't help being a little sad, but I don't know who I feel sad for...
"That's right. Didn't she tell you? I thought she told you everything! The two of you seem to be right together, you can talk about everything." Xiao Yu'er pouted, thinking about it, she also felt that Sad, it's even more sour to say it!
"Xiao Yu'er, don't get me wrong. I really have nothing to do with Miss Tie. Miss Tie is a good girl, and I hope you will treat Xiao Yuer kindly. It's not easy for her to be alone in the rivers and lakes. I know that you are a poor girl. He actually cared about her."
"I can't see that you know me quite well. You can even know who I care about. You really deserve the person I like. Come on, we are all friends. If you really like Tie Xinlan, I will never interfere. Such a good girl is wandering alone looking for a father, so there must be a martial arts master to take care of her, right? How can my three-legged cat kung fu compare to the secret book of Yihua Palace, right?" He is proficient in rolling and rolling, and he is not to be outdone by playing lip service.Hua Wuque was choked up by Xiao Yuer for a moment.
"Little Yu'er, I don't mean that..."
"Come on, that's what I meant above. Your iron girl may be waiting for you to go back in which inn!" Xiao Yu'er moved back again, swaying, occupying the entire bed, staring at her almond eyes, but she didn't want to. I will give you Huawuqiu sleep!This eviction order is particularly eye-catching!
Hua Wuque was really drunk, he could see the coquettish yet angry look from the staring eyes, but seeing Xiao Yu'er was so repulsive, Hua Wuque's temper that had been suppressed for a long time also violated, so he went straight to the bed without hesitation. Lie down, go straight to squeeze the little fish!
Xiao Yu'er was upset, so he kicked it away!Hua Wuque's eyes were quick and his hands were quick, and when he raised his legs, he caught Xiao Yu'er's attack!Little Yu'er is not willing to do so, raising his fist is just a wave!Who is afraid of whom!Hua Wuque saw the tricks, blocked Xiao Yu'er's waving hands with one hand, and suppressed Xiao Yu'er's swaying body with the other hand.It's true that kung fu is paramount to a master's fight!
Xiao Yu'er felt sorry for Xiao Yu'er.In fact, I was quite optimistic about you as the attacker... It's a pity... I was wrong. I didn't wear it at the right time. If you wear it to the late stage of the peerless era, your force value will kill Hua Wuque in seconds. In addition to your astute mind, how can you worry about not being able to attack Hua Wuque, who is cute and ignorant of the world? !
When Baobao saw Mr. Transparent's expression, he could only feel sincerely. When attacking, he must have a black belly, and his force value must be leveraged!Little transparent, don't even think about it!A nest of little ones squatting at the foot of the wall, drawing a circle and cursing the little gongs, let's go...
Xiao Yu'er was at a disadvantage, and he was already suffocated with anger, so he was unavoidably restless, and once he got angry, he didn't care about his rationality.Can you make the child who was taught by the Valley of the Wicked come back without any bad ideas?Then why are you messing around in the rivers and lakes!
In desperation, Xiao Yu'er caught sight of Hua Wuque's slightly parted panting lips, which were still so plump and rosy that one couldn't help but...
One kiss Fangze...
In a panic, Xiao Yu'er subconsciously leaned up and attached herself!Hua Wuque's mind froze for an instant, rumbled, and went blank!Senseless!
Report on the sex scenes by Xiao Shiming
The brother who spent his life squatting on the wall outside the door said, drunken chaos X + love rival tactics + you push me + fight with each other = two love each other and get out of bed!Baby, look, this little fish and Hua Wuque are going to roll, come on, lie down obediently, and let your husband tease you, I wonder if it's okay? !
Bao Baojun calmly replied: No.
The author has something to say: Well... ╮(╯-╰)╭The pit guy crawled back...Take the pot cover and ask for a pat...I won't say it to my fingers, I wrote it before One version, the ending is only a little bit close, unfortunately, there is a problem with the small USB drive... Sigh, I hope there will not be too many problems in the connection of this chapter... Thank you for remembering this article, GN We~o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ~Because of your support, this article can only be written now!come on! (o^^)oo(^^o)!