UGB What do you think of the end of Chapter 93?
What do you think of the end of Chapter 93?
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"Hey, Xiao Zhang, it's been a long time. You're so red-faced, but what good news have you done?" Neighbors and neighbors are always chattering.
"Isn't that right, I'm getting married tomorrow, you must come and drink this glass of wedding wine, Aunt Li!" Xiao Zhang's enthusiasm couldn't be restrained by chattering.As an older leftover girl, she finally wants to!Knot!marriage!up!Do you have 1 likes for Jianghu dating agency? !
What is a quack dating agency? !
The Jianghu dating agency is a dating agency that has recently sprung up on the avenue of City A.Although the company is newly established, its development speed is really amazing and should not be underestimated!In line with the spirit of a newborn calf not afraid of tigers, defying hardships and all the way to the sky, the vigorous and resolute behavior of this young man made several old dating agencies in City A who came to inquire about the truth feel ashamed, and they felt like sitting on pins and needles every time they thought about it.This so-called rush to the doctor in a hurry, the boss yelling at the staff, this is a crisis of life and death, and everyone is in danger under the threat of layoffs if they don't come up with an idea, and they can't wait to find countermeasures to alleviate the sharp drop due to the emergence of Jianghu dating agencies business!
As for the legal representative of the Jianghu dating agency where people are squatting in the corner and drawing circles to curse you everywhere, I don’t know where to go to enjoy the bright and sad days of looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle. ~
Jianghu Matchmaking Agency is famous for helping many people with the three wastes and older people find their favorite half. In addition, the wedding ceremony is arranged by one hand, and the service is considerate and thoughtful. Compared with old-fashioned matchmaking agencies and large wedding companies, Jianghu Matchmaking Agency’s wedding method is also unique. , vary from person to person!
The purpose of Jianghu Matchmaking Agency is to base everything on the lifelong happiness of customers, implement the core content of the scientific concept of love, and fully implement the concept of a great love society, which is the key link in building a harmonious society!
The slogan of Jianghu Dating Agency is, I hope that all single people in the world will leave the group~ PS~ Please sing it with the tune of Huangmei Opera!
The goal of Jianghu dating agencies is that there are no bachelors!
Rao is so successful and invincible with all the cheats, no matter how difficult it is for a dating agency in the world of novels, it also has its worries!The reason is nothing more than that the founder of the Jianghu dating agency, so-and-so, is now a frequent visitor to the front page of the major newspapers in City A. Since the establishment of the Jianghu dating agency, it is easy to get on the headlines without much effort!
Can you make headlines? !Since the establishment of Jianghu Dating Agency, everything is so easy!
Xiao Shiming has never felt that being a celebrity is such a painful thing. When you go out, you only have two choices. One is to tidy up and look like a human, with a neat suit, brand new leather shoes, and hold your head high. How cool should you be? How cold and cold, the whole person is blingbling golden as soon as he appears on the stage, and he will not stop blinding the titanium alloy eyes of the crowd of onlookers!The so-called successful people appear in front of the general public, that is to reflect their low-key luxury...Any item will make the general public faint in the process of counting zero!
So, you still have a second choice, which is to pack yourself in a human-like way, with hats, sunglasses, scarves, masks, everything you can wrap, the more mummy you have, the more successful you are!
"Ugh……"
Xiao Shiming sighed, recently he sighed a lot more often, at the moment he is looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, don't worry, it's definitely not because of his bad neck!Boss Xiao was just wondering whether he wanted to look like a human or a mummy today? !This is a question!
Xiao Yanming started rolling on the kingsize bed while holding the pile of ironed suit shirts without even a trace of wrinkle!Hey, it's hard to choose what to wear even when you have a baby? !Is there any? !Unfortunately Hu! QAQ!
In the end, Comrade Xiao Shiming still put on the main theme in order to save face, and he was blingbling as soon as he appeared on the stage, but it was a pity that he didn't look like a prince when he put on a dragon robe, and went out with a few jumps!So happy!
The author has something to say:
If it wasn't for the fact that he had lived a down-and-out life without food and clothes, the luxurious and lustful life in front of him would really seem like a dream. Zhuang Shengxiao dreamed of butterflies, whether it was Zhuang Zhou dreaming of butterflies or a butterfly dreaming of Zhuang Zhou, it seemed that Like the chicken or the egg, it can always introduce an infinite loop of paradox.
Xiao Shiming still remembers a few years ago when he went to the crowds and went to see a so-called blockbuster movie every day to spend money on food. It is still Le Dian Le Dian to watch the fight against the five dregs.In fact, the film has nothing to do with mathematics, it is just a triple dream, which seems to be somewhat similar to Xiao Shiming's current situation!
In the film, the hero's ex-wife couldn't distinguish between dreams and reality and committed suicide by jumping off a building in order to return to the reality in her heart.Xiao Shiming was cowardly and afraid of death and pain, plus he woke up from a dream, had food and drink and was famous, and his small life was indescribably nourishing.It's just that in the midnight dream, I often think of the happy days of quarreling and bickering with a certain fake little devil.Occasionally, I will think of those legends in the Jianghu, those sons and daughters who love each other, those heroes who are short of breath, and the chivalrous young heroes walk the rivers and lakes with their swords, and the prodigal sons wander in the rivers and lakes with the end of the world as their way back.Xiao Shiming often thinks of them, for example, is Chu Xiangshuai still so charming that he attracts bees and butterflies everywhere, and the cute little Hu is awkward, walking away for seven years?Another example is where did Yuan Suiyun go with Wu Hua? Of course, Xiao Shiming was even more curious, did they really have such an affair?Also, did Lu Xiaofeng's Huafenghuang take good care of Huamanlou, whoever attacked and who suffered from the sword god and the city lord? !I am so anxious!I don't know if Palace Master Yaoyue was with Lian Xing in the end... TAT... so many unsolved mysteries, if it is a dream, please post again? !
Xiao Shiming also couldn't tell whether everything he traveled across the rivers and lakes was a dream, or his current life was a real dream. Of course, it is also possible that this is a dream within a dream. Like the triple dream in Inception, crossing the rivers and lakes is a dream. It was a dream, and now that he returned to reality to be like a fish in water, it was also a dream, a dream he had in the rivers and lakes of his dreams, and the truth of the matter was that one day, when he woke up, he found sadly that he was still That frustrated young man who was eating and sleeping on the street flipping through the recruitment information of various newspaper advertisements!
Xiao Shiming thought to himself, if the reality is really like that, then he might as well just be indulging in the dream all the time, isn’t the male lead of Pirates of Dreams and his ex-wife trapped for 50 years... Xiao Shiming is really still the same as before. Backbone, do you have it? !
It's just that now there is no Xiao Baobao who is always there, habit is really a terrible thing, when you are familiar with someone's company, when that person is not there, the position of your heart seems to be hollowed out forcibly , that serious sense of lack is something that no one can make up for...
Over the past few years, as the fifth son of a diamond, Xiao Shiming's love luck is very different from before. Surrounded by all kinds of ladies and ladies, Xiao Shiming is uncharacteristically, treating everyone with a good face My sister paper can't get up...
Xiao Shiming often squats in the corner behind his back and draws a circle to curse the system gentleman. Damn it, even if it is a big dream, at least let him say goodbye to the baby. Do people miss it forever? !Not Xinghu! TAT...
Especially, once they become successful and famous, the relatives who were on the sidelines in the cold box before will be enthusiastic now, and the seven aunts and eight aunts will send their daughters and nieces to Xiao Shiming eagerly!No, today, with a bitter face and a dejected look, I recently fell in love with Mr. Transparent, who is a combination of frowning and looking up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and I have to go on a blind date again!That's right, it's a blind date!
He has really fought against a matchmaking agency in his life! TAT...
As a Han paper of a forced marriage party, Xiao Shiming adheres to the formula of procrastination, and procrastinates as long as he can. Now he is wearing a suit and going to an Internet cafe to play games... Hanging that girl for two or three hours, naturally what to do Well go...
So when Xiao Shiming stretched out after finishing a few dungeons, he reckoned that lunch could be eaten as dinner, so he patted his stomach and went to the restaurant of the date, which was long overdue It was very comfortable, especially when he saw that there was no lady in the reserved seat as he wished, not to mention how happy he was!
Xiao Shiming walked towards the dining table lightly, until he heard a word, his heart was startled, his pupils constricted, and he stopped abruptly.
"Four hours, 38 minutes and 44 seconds, without me, you are still so unreliable...idiot!" With a clear voice, a big grimace, a refreshing short hair, and simple attire, but these eyebrows and eyes are not Xiao Yanming yearns for the stars and the moon, is that comrade baby who is entangled in dreams every day whether it is a dream or not? !
Xiao Shiming suddenly felt his nose was a little sore, he sniffled and tried to force back the tears. The plot of this kind of third-rate idol drama is still so good, he is worthy of being a layman!Immediately without thinking, he strode forward, touched Xiao Baobao's head and began to rub it vigorously.
"Good boy, you really made your poor cheap father wait for a while! TAT..."
"..." Xiao Baobao didn't say anything, but when Xiao Shiming was full of bitterness, he saved his head and hugged Xiao Shiming and patted him on the back gently.At this time, he doesn't need to say anything, he doesn't need to do anything, he just needs to listen carefully...
Sometimes happiness is so simple. After reuniting after a long absence, he talked loudly about his experiences, and he listened to his stories quietly...
It's all right, the ends of the earth and the ends of the earth are unswerving.Where is the end of the world?Gu Long said that people are at the end of the world, and the end of the world is not far away.However, Xiao Shiming felt that the world of one person was too lonely, and the world of two people was just right...
Even in a dream, you don't have to endure the loneliness when you dream back at midnight. The only thing that Xiao Shiming is thankful for is that fortunately, he came this time for a blind date. What is even more fortunate is that the person he was waiting for was willing to wait for him for four hours 38 minutes and 44 seconds...
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On Husband and Wife Relationship Mode
"Baby, baby, why did I find the building where I strayed into the game but couldn't find it?! (⊙_⊙)??"
"That's because you're stupid."
"QAQ!!!"
"Baby, baby, why do you run to shave every morning after you get up without letting me take a look?! (⊙_⊙)??"
"That's because you're stupid."
"Σ(⊙▽⊙"a..."
next morning
"Baby, baby, why do I think you look so familiar with a beard?! (⊙_⊙)??"
"That's because you're stupid."
"(⊙o⊙) Ah!!! Shocking discovery!!!!"
"→_→ What's the matter with swelling again, what a fuss."
"You have a beard and some wrinkles, just like the chrysanthemum uncle I met for the first time!!!!"
"This time you are finally not stupid."
"My God!!! Why is there such a difference between a person with a beard and a person without a beard?! I don't understand at all!!!"
"→_→I really thought too much, but I'm still so stupid."
"Ahhh!!! No, so you've been tricking me from the beginning?! Σ(°△°|||)︴!!!"
"→_→Finally got the point right this time."
"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!"
"Because you're stupid."
"TAT..."
First of all, I would like to say sorry to all the GNs who have read this article, because it took a long time, and a lot of things happened when writing this article. Procrastinate and procrastinate.Then because I didn’t feel it anymore, my friend persuaded me to change my taste and write, so I opened another hole, and then a bunch of things came one after another, and I didn’t have the energy to code at all. Alas, this time When I opened the website short notice, I found several short notices urging updates, and immediately hid my face, I'm sorry for the editor, and I'm sorry for everyone who reads the article GN!
This article was expected to have a longer word count and more stories, but I really don’t have the energy and time to continue writing, because it’s been a few months, so I flipped through it before writing this chapter I read the previous one, and it’s really full of nonsense, the logic is disordered, and I can’t stand it anymore, it’s really hard for everyone~ So, I’m really, really, really, really, really, really gray and often gray Always gray, always gray, thank you all the GNs who accompanied me to come here! ! ! !If it weren't for you, I probably would have given up a long time ago... TAT...
Every time it comes to the end, I feel so nervous. This kind of feeling of marrying a son is really sad and gratifying!
Mou doesn't talk too much nonsense, and after typing this paragraph, it can be regarded as understanding something~
Well, it's finally finished before the Oscars come out! ! !It is considered to save RP! ! !I hope that Uncle Lai can realize his dream and get the statuette this time~ I have been splashed with cold water by the American media since this month, and I will be ridiculed by my Chinese netizens for being black...TAT...
I’ve seen The Wolf of Wall Street, and I can’t look straight at the plum children’s shoes inside… The whole thing is just a drug, a lot of blood, and I’m in a bad state… ╮(￣▽￣”)╭… Fortunately, we have been used to you playing these convulsive birds over the years... Although Uncle Matthew said that he lost 40 pounds in the Dallas Buyers Club, his spirit is commendable and his acting skills are superb, well, I am just partial, and I am not kind In a word, it doesn’t matter if Uncle Lai takes it. Uncle Matthew really took it. Uncle Lai, you also follow the spirit of Uncle Matthew’s weight loss. We don’t ask for 40 catties anymore. It’s OK~ You also come to become thin like lightning and blind those old white men hehe~
After the nonsense is over, let everyone be happy every day and be healthy. Just don’t meet a cheating author like me when you read the article~ Thank you so much~o(*￣▽￣*)ゞ