UGB Chapter 92 What do you think of storytelling?
Chapter 92 What do you think of storytelling?
Xiao Shiming obviously breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he still remembered Lu Xiaofeng's consonant finger. At the critical moment, the protagonist's arrogance exploded. The dead author made him transparent for so many chapters. At least he gave him a cool appearance. Xiao Shiming started to get nervous again regardless of the occasion, Mie hahahaha, baby, isn’t this action of being a husband so handsome, so cool, do you have the urge to love me to death, my dear, don’t you love me so much? Offer a kiss, give encouragement to my husband, oh hehehehe!
Xiao Baobao, who followed behind, had an embarrassing expression on his face.Yaoyue was obviously upset that Xiao Mingming came to disrupt the situation, and said angrily, "Get out of the way!"
Xiao Shiming didn't let go, hooked his baby's shoulders, and said with a grin: "Grand Palace Mistress, calm down, this kindness makes money! Look, this flower is going to die or live, and Xiao Yuer is half dead. Yes, you are magnanimous, enough to watch the excitement, so hurry home with your Second Palace Mistress, wash up and sleep together~"
"You—!" Yaoyue's face became angry, and before he could say anything, Xiao Shiming started firing again!
"What's wrong with me?! I just saw the fate between you and your sister based on my experience as a matchmaker for many years. Be good, don't listen to the matchmaker, and you will suffer in front of your eyes. You two peerless beauties are nestled in Yihua The palace is a holy land of lilies, the wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon, the first palace master, don't worry about it because of a flower and moon slave, be careful that one day the second palace master will become arrogant in a fit of anger, and won't wait for you! It will be too late to cry! Don't believe it , Let me tell you, you have to know that Chu Liuxiang was too flirtatious back then, and Hu Tiehua ran away for seven years. Who can afford to delay these seven years of youth! And that Wuhua, he only wanted to use his younger brother, Later, his younger brother Nangong Ling ran away with Zhongyuan Yidianhong, he was too regretful, although in the end he met Yuan Suiyun in pain and became Yuan Suiyun's eyes, but his younger brother Nangong Ling also I have become that red rose in my heart! Just thinking about it makes my heart ache! You said it is not easy to be a perverted woman! The Grand Palace Master should know Shi Guanyin, right?! That perverted woman also uses her son and her cheap husband , In the end, I was almost killed by my own narcissism! Fortunately, Qu Wurong took the crazy Shi Guanyin to live in seclusion, and even Su Rongrong and Heizhu could become enemies when they met. , Grand Palace Master, why do you have to be alone for the rest of your life and refuse to admit it?!"
I have to say that everyone except Xiao Baobao was shocked by Xiao Shiming's words!Xiao Shiming's words mean...Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua are a couple? !Is Nangong Ling with a little red? !Even Wuhua and Yuan Suiyun have stories to tell? !Forget about these, what about Shi Guanyin and Qu Wurong? !And the black pearl Su Rongrong is okay too? !God, this joke is too outrageous, right? !
"You made up a good story, but it's too contrary to common sense. You don't want to talk about the matter of my palace lord!" Yaoyue waved his big hand and planned to slap Xiao Yuming. Of course, there is a cheap-mouthed father who is a false son The ones are still infinitely hard to come forward to save people!Is this the so-called bitterness of the younger generation? !Xiao Baobao blocked Yaoyue's palm all of a sudden, and his inner strength was fully released, so strong that Yaoyue's heart was stunned!At this time, Yaoyue hadn't experienced being trapped in a cave by Wei Wuya, and she hadn't practiced the ninth level of the Ming Yu Jue, so the seven emotions and six desires were still there. Originally, Xiao Ming's words made her a little shaken. The baby's internal strength is unfathomable, and she dare not take risks rashly. Just as she was deciding what to do, someone's noisy voice began to whisper again!
"Grand Palace Master, you have only been alive for a few dozen years, and you have been hated for most of your life. Why don't you try to look at the people around you? You really have to wait until that person leaves before you before you know how to cherish it?! You Look at how harmonious Lu Xiaofeng and Huamanlou are! Ximen Chuixue and Ye Gucheng can also settle their suspicions and cultivate their relationship in the name of practicing swords. Why do you old man care about these two dead people? Isn't Jiang Feng robbing Huayue slave!"
"..." Please look at the black lines all over the face of Palace Master Yaoyue... If Palace Master Yaoyue could roar, she would definitely say, bastard, the word order is wrong, it was Hua Yuenu who robbed Jiang Feng, hello!However, it is obvious that this is not Yaoyue's style, and it is more reliable for Yaoyue to directly strike the palm!
So Xiao Baobao glanced helplessly at Xiao Shiming, and began to fight resignedly!Then Xiao Shiming started chatting with Lian Xing noisily with the plug-in in his hand.Lian Xing asked calmly with her beautiful eyes: "Brother Xiao, in your story, is there anyone who can't be a couple?"
Xiao Shiming raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Second Palace Master needs to remember, true love is innocent, everything is possible!" He was speaking to Lian Xing, but Hua Wuque was looking at him.It was obvious that Hua Wuque still couldn't pass that hurdle, the kind of thing that he did with his brother really made him feel ashamed and in vain!Holding the blue blood to shine on his heart, he couldn't help the ringing in his ears, they all advised him to wipe his neck and commit suicide, but he was afraid that he would meet in another world, and he was ashamed of his parents!Xiao Yu'er is obviously open-minded, and his eyes are full of unshakable determination.This made Xiao Yuming firmly believe, brother Xiaoyu, although you stumbled and lost [-]% today, but with your strong will and Mr. Transparent's strong obsession, the day of counterattack is just around the corner!
"Ahem——" Xiao Shiming coughed to show his presence, and finally aroused Hua Wuque's will, and his eyes finally began to focus slowly.Xiao Yu'er leaned against Hua Wuque and asked curiously: "Brother Xiao, what you just said is very different from the stories I have heard before. Brother Xiao, can you tell us more in detail? Anyway, they have been talking about it for a while. It won't be over for a while!"
As soon as he mentioned his glorious history, Xiao Shiming began to raise his braids!With a serious face, he began to talk like a few treasures!Gradually, Hua Wuque became obsessed with listening to it... and forgot about the damn guilt and wishing to kill herself...
So, when Xiao Baobao and Palace Master Yaoyue were having a great time discussing each other, Xiao Yuming pulled Lianxing to give Hua Wuque a powerful brainwashing experience!In the end, Yaoyue and Xiao Baobao had no fun fighting, besides, this situation is weird, right? !They are playing wool!Shouldn't this final battle be between Xiao Yuer and Hua Wuque? !Well, this plot is too outrageous, why should they bother themselves? !One person punched each other, and after a stalemate of internal strength, they simply withdrew their palms, and one person found a place to sit, and began to listen to Xiao Shiming's storytelling...
"Everyone, what we are going to tell today is the story of Chu Liuxiang, a famous bandit of a generation! When it comes to Chu Xiangshuai, who has always smelled fragrances and recognized beauties, one person I have to mention is his. Good friend, good gay friend Hu Tiehua! Speaking of which, the story of all this began in one afternoon, with a gentle wind blowing on the deck by the sea..." Xiao Shiming just narrated his journey during this period of time one by one, from Chu Liuxiang to Lu Xiaofeng , Snow in the Sea of Blood, Survival in the Desert, Expedition to Bat Island, Decryption of the Great Jinpeng Dynasty, The Mystery of the Battle of the Forbidden Top, these ups and downs are naturally amazing!
After listening to the story, Palace Master Yaoyue took out an ingot of silver very calmly and threw it directly to Xiao Shiming as a reward.Everyone was ashamed of it again...
Yao Yue's red lips parted slightly, and said coldly: "The story is not bad."
Xiao Shiming immediately put the money into his arms like a dog, and flattered him: "Thank you for the reward, the palace lord, I am short of everything here, the most important thing is the story. Someday the palace lord will be bored, you can tell me what you want." Find a little one to tell a story!"
Yaoyue snorted coldly and turned her head away.Xiao Shiming handed over another so-called business card, and said with a smile: "Of course, if you have any relationship problems at any time, welcome to our Jianghu dating agency, we will serve you as a VIP for free!"
Yueyue: "..."
At this time, Hua Wuque, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke out.
"Brother Xiao, do you think the stories you told are true?" After Hua Wuque asked, she felt very stupid, so her eyes lowered slightly...
Xiao Shiming blinked, turned his eyes back and said: "Hua Engong, if you think it's true, then it's true. If you don't think it's credible, it's useless for the little one to say that the dead is alive, the important thing is It's what your heart thinks."
"But..." Hua Wuque still couldn't help hesitating...they are brothers...how can it be? !
Xiao Shiming seemed to know what Hua Wuque hadn't finished, so he rubbed against Xiao Baobao with a playful smile, and pouted his lips shamelessly and said coquettishly: "Baby, I just said so much, my mouth is dry, so My dear, you love to exchange saliva for my husband and me to relieve my husband's thirst, which just shows that we, father and son, share the blessings and share the difficulties!"
Xiao Baobao hooked Xiao Shiming's collar knowingly, and said calmly: "Stupid Daddy, who made you talk so much nonsense, it's purely self-inflicted, you can't live!"
Xiao Shiming began to yell, baby, you are so ruthless, is it possible to bully your father? !Seeing that Xiao Baobao had enough teasing, he also started exchanging saliva to quench his thirst in front of the four of them...
Among the remaining four people, one's jaw is about to shatter...one's eyes are full of joy...one's face is paralyzed and his face is even colder...the remaining one has a kind of feeling, as expected, the meaning is not what I expected...
When the two were still unfinished, Hua Wuque swallowed and asked, "Are you two..."
Xiao Shiming hooked Xiao Baobao's neck, and said with a smile: "Yes, we are father and son!" After speaking, he slapped Xiao Baobao's white and tender face!Brother looks very aggressive tonight, is there anything? !
That's just what it looks like!Stupid old man!Please look at Xiao Baobao's squinting eyes...full of disdain!
"Father and son?!" Is this news so good? !
"That's right! So, you're just brothers, you're nothing! Be careful, young man, go and pursue your happiness!"
"..."
Xiao Shiming's talkative documentary report
Talking nonsense with my life, Brother Di said that I had messed up so many things before I knew it... A person has a face, a tree has a skin, to deal with people who are not open-minded and stubborn, they have no choice but to have no skin and no face I'm out of morals! Hey!Amitabha, sin, sin!
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